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Blue Balls on Boracay Island, Philippines

Getting to Boracay is a bit of an adventure. I took a trike to the jeepney station in Angeles City at 5am. Then walked around the parking lot like a clueless foreigner dragging my suitcase and carry on bag. Finally I asked some friendly locals where can I...

The Best Area To Live in Manila, Philippines

I was planning to make Manila, Philippines my new home base. I did a lot of research on different areas of the city but as we all know, no amount of research can beat the boots on the ground experience. So I decided to rent an Airbnb room in a few areas of...

Balls Deep in Angeles City, Philippines

I woke up at the Gramercy building in Makati. I was hung over and nauseous as fuck from partying on P Burgos street the night before. I arranged a private car service to drive me to Angeles City. The bus is much cheaper than a taxi but I hate buses....

Balls Deep in Manila, Philippines

I landed in Manila at 3:30 am. I grabbed my suitcase, pulled some pesos out of the ATM and bought a sim card. I was tired and a bit impatient. I asked for a sim card with internet and phone service and I didn’t care much about the details. It cost me 600...

She Wants To Have My Baby

The other day I got a random message on Vietnam Cupid. It read, “You are very handsome. I want to have a baby with a handsome foreigner. Do you want to have a baby with me?” WTF? What kind of lunatic texts this shit to a stranger? Even if she...

Prague, Czech Republic – Location Review

Hi, Martin from ENN (https://expats.news) is chipping in his 2 cents with location review from Prague, Czech Republic. Martin is originally from Eastern Europe, but has lived in West Central Africa, Middle East, South East Asia and Central Europe for...

The Single Man’s Guide To Fitness

Fitness is an extremely important part of the Single Man’s Lifestyle. It’s something a lot of guys take for granted in South East Asia. You can usually find these grotesque, pear shaped mutants belly up to the bar at 11am drinking their life away. Nothing...

The Women Who Got Away

Today I got a random message from a girl I used to know. We haven't talked in years and I was surprised to see her message. It was a voice message, which I always find annoying… But apparently she's studying English and she wanted to practice with me. This...

Opening a Bank Account in Cambodia

I recently opened a bank account in Cambodia and I want to share my experience here. Maybe it will help some of you who are thinking of moving to Cambodia or somewhere close by in the region. Why Open A Bank Account in Cambodia? I’ve been...