What’s up Guys!

Checking in from beautiful Nha Trang City. As my Vietnam adventure continues I am making my way up the coast of this amazing country. I have been in Nha Trang for a few weeks now. Beautiful place, full review coming soon so stay tuned! I already had some wild adventures here despite this city being pretty laid back and boring…

Last night was pretty quiet. Had dinner and some beers alone at a small Vietnamese restaurant. I have hooked up with a few cute girls from Vietnam Cupid but they weren’t around tonight so I was dining solo. It was still pretty early after I finished my meal so I decided to have a few beers on the beach.

I bought a few cans of Tiger beer and walked down to the park next to Sailing Club on the beach. I sat on a bench and enjoyed the sound of the waves as I drank my beer. As I cracked the second can of Tiger, a lady appeared from the shadows and sat next to me on the bench.

“Hello, you are handsome! Do you like me??!”

“Hmmm… I don’t know yet”… I replied as I sized her up.

She was a Vietnamese woman, older and over weight. I’d say mid forties. Not ugly, but well past her prime.

She leaned over and whispered in my ear, “You want yum yum? Boom boom?”

“Yum yum” is slang for a blowjob in Vietnam and Cambodia. For some reason I hate that term… Maybe it’s because of the creepy old motorbike drivers who constantly ask me, “You want a lady? YUM YUM?!!” as they make a blowjob motion with their hand and mouth. Just gives me the creeps.

Regardless, I’m a horny dude and I always enjoy some good “yum yum” so I said sure how much??? She said 300,000 Vietnamese dong or about $15 US. That’s a fair deal but then I was thinking… Fuck I don’t want to walk this broad all the way back to my room.

I know people around my hotel and that’s not a good look… Bringing a fat old hooker back to my room might turn off a few local girls I’m trying to pick up. In Vietnam, EVERYONE knows your business.

She offered to take me to her room… I quickly refused. Who knows where she would lead me or what kind of ambush I would be walking into. Then she said “OK let’s go to the beach!”

The beach in Nha Trang is packed at night. Mostly Vietnamese kids and younger couples hanging out. Not much privacy there. I knew this wouldn’t be a relaxing experience but I was feeling horny so I said fuck it. OK let’s go on the beach, I will give you 200,000 VND and I held up the crisp bill. She quickly snatched it out of my hand and said, “OK let’s go!”

We walked to a dark area of the beach where there was a tall pile of beach chairs stacked up. I sat in the sand with my back up against the stack of chairs. She sat next to me and quickly pulled her tits out. “Look! No babies!” – She said in a proud voice. “Wow very nice!”

I was pleasantly surprised by her tits. This seems to be a common theme in Vietnam. A lot of girls have fantastic boobs. This old broad had perfect, perky C cups with no wrinkles or stretch marks. Nice hard nipples. I took a quick minute to squeeze her fun bags then I unzipped my fly.

She dove on my meat like a starving dog and I was very impressed by her technique. A bit mechanical, but no teeth and lots of spit. This wasn’t her first time, that’s for sure.

All around us there were people hanging out on the beach. I could clearly see them and hear their conversations. Either they couldn’t see what we were up to or they didn’t care. Then a Vietnamese family strolled by us with a little kid.

I pulled this whores head out of my lap and threw my shirt over my cock. The family looked at us quickly and kept walking… The young kid they were with stopped about ten feet in front of us and starting playing in the sand…. My whore kept her hand under my shirt pumping my cock as we patiently waited for the kid to go away.

Damn kids! Can’t I get blown by a whore in public without people bothering me? Finally the parents grabbed their little monster and kept walking down the beach.

As soon as they walked away, my girl went right back to slobbing on my pole for several minutes until I shot a monster load in her mouth. She didn’t flinch and just kept working it. Job well done!

She grabbed my can of Tiger, took a big sip and spit it on the sand. Ughhh you can have that beer now sweetheart, no thanks. 🙂 She said “I like your cock, let’s meet tomorrow same place!” OK maybe…

“I want to boom boom with you. You can put it here or here!” She said smiling as she pointed to her pussy, then her ass. Fun girl. I said thank you as I zipped my shriveling, saliva soaked wang back into my shorts and stumbled off the sand.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, Vietnam sucks for mongering. You are better off in Thailand if that’s what you are looking for. But there are opportunities to have dirty fun anywhere you go.

I don’t go looking for Hookers much these days. I prefer banging girls from my favorite dating sites such as Asian Dating, Thai Cupid, Thai Friendly and Vietnam Cupid. Most of the girls on these sites are not hookers, they are just normal girls who want to hook up with a nice foreigner. Sign up and see what I mean!

But I’m also a single horny dude so I’m not going to turn down some good “yum yum” if the opportunity is right.

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