The other day I was at the gym. It was about half way through my work out and I was pouring sweat. A sexy Vietnamese girl walked by me… She was tall, slim, dark skin, hair pulled back in a pony tail…

She was wearing black spandex pants and a little spandex top that was showing off her belly. Her perky tan tits were poking out of her top and they jiggled with every step she took… My dick instantly started to swell up and I thought to myself “I must have her…”

Everyone was watching her walk out… All eyes were on her and she knew exactly what she was doing with those perky tits on display. We made eye contact and I smiled at her… She smiled back. 🙂

I made a mental note to myself… OK next time you see her try talking to her… Then something came over me. FUCK NEXT TIME!!! DO IT NOW!!!

I made a break for the door. She had already walked out of the gym so I chased her into the parking lot like a creepy weirdo. I started walking slowly as I approached her from behind… I didn’t want to scare her or make her think I was chasing after her, even though I was. 😉

Finally I got close to her and I said HI HOW ARE YOU? Haha I didn’t have any clever lines ready so that’s what came out of my mouth…

She instantly smiled and said “Hi my name is Thuy!” We started chatting and she seemed very friendly and interested… She pulled an orange out of her bag and peeled it. Then she broke it in half and gave me half. 🙂

She sat on her motorbike and we ate the fruit while we continued our conversation. I didn’t have my phone on me so I told her to take my number down so we can chat more later…

I walked back into the gym with some serious swagger. I was high on success after that little win! There’s something magical about chasing after something and succeeding. I walked back over to the squat rack and banged a heavy set so easy it was like nothing! 😀

That evening we exchanged a few text messages and I was very pleased how things turned out.

THE DATE.

I text her the next morning and invited her to meet me for coffee… She agreed. I chose a time and a place. When I arrived she was already there, curled up on the couch with a empty glass of coffee in front of her… OK she came early… No problem…

I sat down with her and started to chat. She looked good. Short shorts, high heels, tan titties on full display. I was dressed sharp as a tack as usual and I was feeling confident. I was smiling, talkative and outgoing. I was on my A game and ready to charm the panties off this bitch! 😀

But my dreams of dropping a hot load on her tan boobs were quickly shattered…

She was curled up on the couch playing with her iPhone. She was texting people, taking selfies and scrolling through Facebook… Every time I would make an attempt to talk with her she would pause and give me a look, like – ‘What? What did you say? Why are you disturbing me right now?’

This happened several times. I would ask her a question and get no response… Then I would peek over and see she was scrolling through her Facebook timeline and liking peoples photos.

What the fuck??! You rude cunt! This is a first date. Put the fuckin phone down and let’s chat like normal human beings!!! I swear, smart phones are destroying our society and turning people into social retards.

Just look around you right now. I’m sure that 90% of people are staring at their smart phones screens right this instant. Shit I’m guilty of this as well… I spend a lot of time alone and when I’m sitting at a cafe I will do some reading, surf the web and look for pussy on my phone…

But if I’m on a date I will keep my phone in my pocket the ENTIRE NIGHT. It’s just the right thing to do. Especially if it’s a first date and you really want to get to know someone…

Then she said, I want to call my mom! She called her and they had a loud conversation in Vietnamese… Keep in mind, all this was happening right when I arrived. It’s not like we were sitting there for three hours and she started getting bored…

I looked at her and said, “Are you busy now? We can meet another time it’s OK…” She said, “No I’m not busy. Why? I can’t call my mom? I want to talk with her!”

Uhh you can do whatever you want bitch but WHY NOW??? Can you put your dumb phone away for thirty minutes to get to know a new friend?

At this point I lost interest… Yes I wanted to slap my hard cock against those perky tan boobs but she was really turning me off with her cunty behavior.

Then she looks away from her phone and looks at me… I’m thinking she wants to talk… Then she reached down, grabbed my stomach and says, “You go to the gym. Why don’t you have a six pack?”

REALLY??! Rude fuckin cunt!

I reached over, pinched her belly fat and said, “What is this???” She quickly slapped my hand away and said, “I just joined the gym two weeks ago!” Then she went back to looking at her phone…

OK at this point I had enough. I quickly paid the bill, said nice to meet you and walked out… She stayed curled up on the couch with her phone in hand. At least she looked up from her phone for a second and mumbled “thanks for the coffee…”

I wanted to say yeah fuck you, you stupid cunt! But I just brushed it off and kept it pimpin.

What was that all about??? When I met her at the gym she seemed like a sweet girl but she is a shallow brain dead cunt! And she’s not even hot… Quite frankly, I’m out of her league. She has some nice tits which she is always showing off but that’s about it! Her teeth are all jacked up and she has the personality of a dead moth. I never texted her again…

I showed up dressed to impress. I was confident and outgoing. How could she not want to suck my cock? Maybe she was playing hard to get? Oh well fuck it.

I have very little patience for bullshit these days. This is Single Man’s Paradise god damn it! I can go get a load sucked out of my cock for $7 and then get on with my day.

The reason I’m sharing this story with you guys is to paint an accurate picture of dating in Asia. YES I slay so much pussy it’s ridiculous. I’ve fucked a different girl every day for weeks on end before. BUT… I waste a tremendous amount of time chasing pussy!

For every cute chick that I cream pie, there’s ten girls who flake out on me and ten more horrible dates like this. There’s been some dates that were so bad I started having a panic attack…

I would start sweating and think to myself FUCK THIS SHIT I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!! I would quickly pay the bill, walk out on my half drank coffee and speed straight to a bar where I would order a shot and a beer. Is that some alcoholic shit? Booze helps me relax after a boring date.

Moral of the story is this… Time is valuable. Don’t spend time doing shit you don’t enjoy. There’s nothing worse then talking to a stupid cunt who doesn’t appreciate you or your time. Know when to cut your losses and keep it moving! Cheers guys.