Blue Balls on Boracay Island, Philippines

Blue Balls on Boracay Island, Philippines

Getting to Boracay is a bit of an adventure. I took a trike to the jeepney station in Angeles City at 5am. Then walked around the parking lot like a clueless foreigner dragging my suitcase and carry on bag. Finally I asked some friendly locals where can I find a taxi...
The Best Area To Live in Manila, Philippines

The Best Area To Live in Manila, Philippines

I was planning to make Manila, Philippines my new home base. I did a lot of research on different areas of the city but as we all know, no amount of research can beat the boots on the ground experience. So I decided to rent an Airbnb room in a few areas of the city to...
Balls Deep in Angeles City, Philippines

Balls Deep in Angeles City, Philippines

I woke up at the Gramercy building in Makati. I was hung over and nauseous as fuck from partying on P Burgos street the night before. I arranged a private car service to drive me to Angeles City. The bus is much cheaper than a taxi but I hate buses. They’re usually...
Balls Deep in Manila, Philippines

Balls Deep in Manila, Philippines

I landed in Manila at 3:30 am. I grabbed my suitcase, pulled some pesos out of the ATM and bought a sim card. I was tired and a bit impatient. I asked for a sim card with internet and phone service and I didn’t care much about the details. It cost me 600 pesos. I paid...
She Wants To Have My Baby

She Wants To Have My Baby

The other day I got a random message on Vietnam Cupid. It read, “You are very handsome. I want to have a baby with a handsome foreigner. Do you want to have a baby with me?” WTF? What kind of lunatic texts this shit to a stranger? Even if she was thinking it, why come...