I landed in Manila at 3:30 am. I grabbed my suitcase, pulled some pesos out of the ATM and bought a sim card. I was tired and a bit impatient. I asked for a sim card with internet and phone service and I didn’t care much about the details. It cost me 600 pesos. I paid and left, using a yellow taxi which used the meter. No problems at all.
I check into my Airbnb condo and my phone was blowing up. WTF I just got this number 15 minutes ago. Who could this be? It was the broad who sold me the sim card.
“Sorry sir, I charged you 600 pesos but I should have charged you 900 pesos sir. Can you come back and give me the 300 pesos sir? Please sir.”
WTF? I politely said sorry but NO. This is not my mistake. It would cost me 300 pesos to take a taxi back to the airport. Pay her the 300 I owe. Then another 300 for the taxi back to my room. This was at 4:00am after a full day of traveling. Fuck that shit.
I wandered around outside until I found a Chinese restaurant that was open late. I sat my ass in a booth, stuffed myself with Chinese food and pounded Sam Miguel beers while listening to the staff sing along with the radio. Filipinos seem to be a happy bunch of people. Always polite, laughing and joking around. I felt welcome as soon as I stepped off the plane.
Prior to my trip I signed up for the dating site Filipino Cupid. I upgraded to a platinum membership for a year. Let me tell you, this site is a gold mine. I got so many messages within the first few days it’s overwhelming. I couldn’t even read them all. If the chicks weren’t in Manila they would get deleted immediately. If they were in Manila but their pic didn’t look good then they would get deleted immediately. There’s simply not enough time to entertain these girls if they’re not in my city. I really want to go after quality vs quantity here.
If you’re thinking about traveling to the Philippines then I highly recommend you join Filipino Cupid. You can create a profile for FREE and search the girls. This will give you an idea of how many cuties are online and wanting to meet you. If you want to send messages then you must upgrade your account. It only costs about $20 for a month and it’s worth every penny, trust me.
You can use Badoo, Tinder and Wechat for free but the quality is terrible compared to Filipino Cupid. A lot of massage parlors spamming guys looking for business. And a fuck load of ladyboys which you can’t block from contacting you. Pina Love is another free dating site in the Philippines. But being free, it’s also overrun with ladyboys and hookers. It’s worth a look if you want another option but overall Filipino Cupid is the best place to meet good girls in the Philippines.
Traffic in Manila, Philippines
There were literally dozens of girls who wanted to meet up with me on my first day. There’s just one major issue… The traffic. Manila is an enormous crowded city. The traffic is horrendous and it can take several hours to get from one end of the city to another. I had one really cute chick who wanted to meet up but she was in another part of metro Manila. I agreed to pay for the Uber but it was 900 pesos one way. Plus it would take her over two hours to get to my place. 🙁
Fuck that… I’m not waiting 2+ hours plus paying 2,000 pesos for this broad to come see me. I’d rather hit the streets and find something close by. This happened several times. The girls were down to meet me but I didn’t feel like waiting around. So my first full night in the Philippines I decided to head out alone.
Mongering at the famous LA Cafe in Ermita, Manila, Philippines
After dinner and bar hopping a bit I took a taxi to the famous “LA Cafe” in Ermita. I heard this place was jumping at midnight and holy shit, it did not disappoint.
LA Cafe is a grungy looking, two floor bar. The place was absolutely packed wall to wall with freelancers. As soon as I walked in they were all smiling, waving and inviting me to sit with them. I thought I would be ripped apart like a seal in shark infested waters.
I did a lap around the place and bought a beer. I sat upstairs and watched the live band play. They were really good. The live music scene here in Manila is excellent. Everywhere I went there were live bands playing American rock and roll and the singer was pouring his heart and soul into the performance. At LA Cafe the singer was a smoking hot Filipina in a mini skirt. Very nice indeed. 🙂
I spotted a very beautiful freelancer sitting with her friend. She was wearing glasses and a tight little dress. This broad had a sophisticated look about her. I was intrigued. I introduced myself and offered to buy her a drink. She accepted. Several drinks later we were having a good time. We exchanged numbers and I was feeling her up a bit while watching the band play. She asked for 2,500 pesos short time (about $50) and I didn’t haggle with her about that. I planned to take her to a short time hotel down the street…. Enter your email below to instantly unlock the rest of this post.
Some chick across the bar smiled at me so I smiled back. The chick I was talking to got pissed and said “if you want to take her then go take her!”
Wow… WTF? We were having a good time and all of the sudden she flipped on me. I wasn’t about to apologize to some whore for smiling at another whore. So I simply stood up and walked away without saying another word.
I went downstairs and did another lap around the bar. A group of hot chicks waved and me and invited me to their table. We all started chatting. They asked me where I was from. I told them I’m from America. Then I asked where they were from…
One said “The Philippines!” I said “yeah I figured that. I mean where abouts?” Another said “I’m from Thailand!” “I’m from Korea!” “I’m from Singapore!”
I said “oh you girls are comedians too! Very funny!” We were just joking around and there was no problems. I told the broads “I’m going to buy a beer at the bar. Be right back.”
I was at the bar paying for my beer when one of the freelancers from that table appeared by my side. She was looking up at me and shouting. She had her finger in my face. “Hey man! You talk shit to my friend?! What did you say to my friend?! You fucking rude to my friend?!”
I have no idea what this bitch was talking about. I looked around and everyone was staring at us. I said “chill out. I didn’t say anything rude. You crazy?”
She continued shouting about me being rude to her friend, then she stormed off back to her table. WTF? OK so I guess I’m not going back over there…
So now I had a chick upstairs who was angry and some chicks downstairs who had some kind of imaginary beef. I didn’t want any issues on my first night there so I chugged my bottle of Sam Miguel and walked out.
Outside LA Cafe is a sketchy neighborhood. Child beggars, ladyboys lined up on the sidewalk cat calling you, shady taxi drivers. It’s not a place I would go for a stroll at 1:00am. I jumped into a cab and told him to bring me to The EDSA Entertainment Complex in Pasay.
The ESDA Entertainment Complex Pasay, Manila, Philippines
I read about this place on NomadPhilippines.com. It’s a small complex of seven GoGo bars. They said it’s over priced and low quality. But I figured I had to see one of these bikini bars with my own eyes so I went.
I did a quick lap around the tiny complex and settled on the bar with the best looking line up on stage. The place was dead empty. I think there was one or two other customers besides me. Some of the chicks were pretty rough looking. Way too fat to be wearing a bikini on the beach, never mind on the stage of a GoGo bar!
But to be fair, there were several stunners in there. Super slim, sexy, no stretch marks. There’s some talent there if you look around. I was greeted by a hostess who was wearing a tight dress and high heels. She was something special. Pretty face, brown skin, classy look. She asked if I wanted to drink with any of the girls on stage and I said “no, I want to drink with you.” 😀
Me and the hostess sat on the couch, had some drinks and a nice conversation. The fact that everyone speaks English in the Philippines is a HUGE DEAL. It’s so refreshing to have a good conversation in your native language. And these chicks were surprisingly friendly for bar girls. In Vietnam, most hookers literally hate your guts and want nothing to do with you. Here in the Philippines, the broads were all giggling and blushing when I was talking to them. True rock star treatment. 😀
It was getting late. I didn’t want to travel to any other parts of the city so I decided to pull a chick from this bar. I asked the hostess about prices for girls. She said it’s 1,950 for the bar fine and 3,000 for short time. So about $100 USD all in. Ouch… I never pay this much for sex. But I really wanted to fuck and it was my first full night in the Philippines. I had to pop my cherry! 🙂
I asked the hostess if I could take her home and she said yes. I was happy because I thought she was just a hostess who drinks with customers. I pulled out a stack of pesos and paid my bill. All the girls on stage looked pissed off haha. Sorry ladies… Can’t take you all. 😉
I brought this LBFM back to my apartment and we started fooling around. She went to take a shower then shut off all my lights and jumped into the bed. I turned the lights back on because I wanted to see what I was working with here.
Once we started getting into it I noticed something in her pussy… “What the fuck is this?!” I said. I forced her legs open so I could see. It was a fucking tampon! Actually, it turned out to be just a wad of toilet paper jammed up her snapper. 🙁
“What the fuck! You’re on your period?!”
“Just a little! Almost finished!” she says.
“You have paper stuffed into your pussy?! How am I supposed to fuck you with that in there?!”
“It’s ok! Just wear a condom no problem!”
I was pissed. I was really fucking pissed. I wanted to grab her by the hair and throw her out on her ass. She just laid on my bed looking scared.
Now it all made sense! She was a regular bikini girl but she’s on her period so she’s wearing a dress and just hanging out in the bar. Fucking whore! Why didn’t she tell me that?! 🙁
“I paid a 2,000 peso bar fine for this? Why didn’t you tell me you’re on your period?! Now I’m not giving you shit. You know that right?!” I said.
“I’m sorry! We can go back to the bar and you can choose another girl,” she said.
She just sat there staring at the ground. My boner was quickly fading. I was about to toss her the fuck out and chuck up the 2,000 pesos as a learning experience. Then I said FUCK THAT.
I grabbed her by the hair and stuffed my cock into her mouth. I started fucking her face with great vengeance and furious anger. She was gagging and drooling all over her perky brown titties which was actually pretty hot. I was slapping her face and lips with my dick. Sticking it into her mouth sideways and stabbing the inside of her cheek with it.
It was quite fun to be honest. Each time I’d pull my cock out of her mouth she would gasp for air and say “you like it? You happy?”
“Yes honey it’s very good.” 😀 Damn these girls are so eager to please you in bed. Such a refreshing change of pace from living in Vietnam.
After several minutes of this I dragged her into my bathroom and bent her over the washing machine. I yanked the ball of toilet paper out of her snapper and slid my cock in bare back.
I pushed her face down onto the washing machine and proceeded to pound that little brown snapper from the back. She had nice tan bubble butt which was exactly why I bar fined her in the first place. After spanking that tan bubble for several minutes I unloaded inside her, pulled out and jumped in the shower. I scrubbed my dick aggressively with some anti bacterial soap that happened to be in the bathroom. Then I wiped the blood off the tile floor while she hosed out her snapper.
After we finished up she kept asking “you ok? Did you like it? Do you still like me?”
I was angry this broad tried to deceive me. She should have told me about her fucking period at the bar. I do like her and I have her number. I would be happy to meet her again. So I told her to relax… We’re fine and I’m not angry. Shooting that load seemed to calm me down a bit. 😉
I tried to understand. That bar was damn near empty. The girls need money. Suddenly a young handsome guy comes in buying drinks and offers to bar fine her. I’m sure she didn’t want to pass up the opportunity so she just went with it hoping she wouldn’t be bleeding. I decided to give her 2,000 pesos and send her home. I think that’s fair. She got a 1,000 peso penalty for not telling me she was on her period.
I walked to the Chinese restaurant and had another late night dinner. While I sat there I continued to troll Filipina Cupid and set up dates for the next day. Not the most incredible first day in the Philippines, but the real fun was just about to begin…