Yesterday I woke up to another beautiful day in Vietnam. I was laying next to my 18 year old fuck toy. I pulled back the sheets and started squeezing her butt. Then I I started spooning her with my hard cock rubbing against her pussy and butt cheeks.

I gently spread her pussy lips and started stroking her warm wet fuck hole with my finger tips. Then I held her close as I slowly slid my thick hard cock into her pussy from behind.

She let out a squeal as she dug her fingernails into my arm. I slow stroked her pussy in this spooning position for several minutes. Ahh great way to start off the day! πŸ™‚

She had a painful expression on her face so I went slowly… I fucked the blood out of her last night and she was obviously still sore. I flipped her over in the missionary position so I could finish things up.

I pumped her pussy slowly and deeply while I squeezed her perky ripe 18 year old titties. Finally I was at the point of no return… I let a hot load explode inside her tight fertile pussy.

Nothing better then dropping a cream pie into a tight Asian teen before your feet even touch the floor in the morning. Another day in paradise…

Good Morning Vietnam!

After that we showered and went out to eat some noodles. I dropped her off at home and went to have a coffee and relax. My morning coffee time is sacred. It’s almost a spiritual experience as I relax, sip a glass of strong black coffee and strategize my day. I think about what I want to do that day, that week, this year, the rest of my life…

My dick usually has other plans however. I end up texting random broads trying to set up a date for that night. I started chatting with this one girl I met a while back on Vietnam Cupid. This girl is really hot… Tall. Thin. Dresses like a super model. I would take great joy in mounting her and going for a ride.

Only issue. She speaks no English. πŸ™ She’s eager to learn, which is great for some other guy who has patience and teaching ability… But I find myself getting burnt out on these Google translate dates. They’re just a waste of time when there are so many other girls out here who speak English.

Regardless, we made plans to meet for coffee in the evening. I spent the rest of my afternoon dicking around online and napping. Finally the sun set and it was time to meet this hottie.

My DateΒ With A Sexy Vietnamese Chick – Tall Hottie

I had her meet me at a nice cafe near my home. My plan was to lure her back to my place and suck her tight hairy pussy. Always have a plan! πŸ˜‰

After about an hour of painfully boring chit chat I said “lets go to my home and watch a movie. I live very close!” She said no, but I ignored her. Again I said “it’s ok I live very close. We can go there for a little while.” She hesitated for a moment then agreed.

We arrived at my home and I was just about shaking with excitement. Seeing this sexy young thing walking into my apartment damn near made me lose it. Her long thin legs seemed to go on forever before disappearing up her tiny black skirt. I thought to myself, it’s amazing how she can walk around in those tall high heels. My god, I would love to spread those long beautiful legs and bury my face in her pussy. πŸ˜›

We got into my room and got comfortable. I turned on a movie and we started chatting. I moved close to her and she gave me a strange look. I said “I like you” in Vietnamese. She looked surprised and said really??! πŸ˜€

I said yes! I want you to be my girl! She looked happy. Then she reached for her phone to fire up google translate so we could chat more… This is always a boner killer so I grabbed her phone out of her hand and threw it over to the other side of the bed. πŸ˜€

Then I moved closer to her and kissed her. She looked shocked and she didn’t kiss me back. Ughh nothing worse then kissing a broad who doesn’t kiss you back. Makes you feel like a fuckin retard. πŸ™

She clawed her way over to her phone and pulled up Google translate. I resisted the urge to pounce on her like a hungry lion and rip all of her clothes off…

Her translation said “I want time to think”. Ok I understand. I am moving fast here. But hey, life is short. If I want something I go for it! You don’t know until you try right?

We got comfortable and watched the movie. We were cuddling a bit and we did eventually start making out. She stopped me hard when I went for the boob grab. Mmmm her small perky milky white boobs looked like thanksgiving dinner and I just wanted to slobber all over them… But no such luck.

No Fucking Tall Hottie Tonight πŸ™

It’s Tet holiday here and she’s off work for a week. She wanted to make plans with me for the next day. She said she wanted to bring me to some place outside the city and spend the day together. “8am we meet ok?”

8am?! Bitch are you crazy? I usually wake up around 10 and don’t get out of bed until 11. Then I spend my afternoon in a hungover fog. Sick and nauseous. I eat various cheap Vietnamese dishes in between strong glasses of black coffee.

Every hour or so I run to the bathroom in a panic while clenching my gut. I drop my pants and splatter diarrhea all over the toilet bowl while writhing in pain. I quietly pray to God and ask him to get me through this and I will be forever grateful. Eventually the pain subsides… I hose off my lower body and get dressed again. Then it’s back in front of my laptop for more dicking around.

She wanted to intrude on this important daily ritual! I immediately shot down the 8am idea but I reluctantly agreed to meet her at 12:00 noon.

Really I had no desire to ride around all day with some chick I can’t even communicate with… But I knew it would score me some pussy points so I said fuck it, why not? It’s a time investment for future cream pies.

I swirled my tongue around in her mouth one last time then she said she had to go home. It was getting late. She’s a good traditional girl so there’s no late night partying for her. She quickly used the toilet then I walked her outside.

Once back inside I walked over to my fridge and grabbed a can of Tiger Beer. I stood in front of the open refrigerator and slammed the whole can in three chugs… Then cracked open another.

I went to take a piss and I saw a thick black cunt hair sitting on the toilet seat. I recently shaved my bush so this must belong to the tall thin hottie! Wow! πŸ˜› I picked it up as if IΒ just discovered a nugget of gold.

I imagined her mound must be a thick bush of hair with her tight little pussy buried beneath. She’s so thin and she’s no slut so that pussy must be tight as a drum. I was already horny, but now the decision has been made. I need some pussyΒ tonight! πŸ˜€

Operation Cream Pie. Phase 1.

I sat down, sipped my can of beer and started going through my slut rolodex.Β I finally got a hold of one girl I met on Vietnam Cupid months ago. This girl is cool. She sucks my cock, let’s me cream her pussy and she even cooked me dinner one night! πŸ˜€

Only problem? She’s ugly. Ok she’s not ugly but she’s VERY average. In fact, she’s the type of girl I would not take out in public. Honestly I’d be a little embarrassed if some of my friends saw me walking down the street holding her hand. In fact, if I have to choose between jacking off and fucking her, it’s a tough choice.

Of course, her vagina is much more pleasurable then my hand… But it’s the fact that I have to hang out with her and look at her face for an hour or so after the act. Sometimes I just can’t stomach the site of her face for that long.

Is that fucked up? I know that sounds mean but hey, I don’t want people knowing that I will fuck anything that breathes, although that is the truth. πŸ˜‰

Regardless, a hole is a hole and tonight I needed to nut. I told her I miss her and I want to see her. πŸ˜‰ She agreed to meet me and showed up at my apartment 40 minutes later.

Operation Cream Pie. Engage Target.

I jumped on her immediately as she walked into my room. She was resisting my advances andΒ I was in no mood for bullshit. I was frustrated but I calmed down my boner and played it cool.

I acted disinterested and gave her some space. This made her come crawling over to me and lay on top of me. I believe those pick up artist guys call this a “freeze out.” Hmm turns out some of that shit works! πŸ™‚

We started making out while I reached up her skirt and slid her panties off. Then I unbuttoned her bra and pulled her tits out. She was looking pretty good. I pulled out my big throbbing boner and she immediately went down and started sucking me off.

The BJ was average but I was horny as fuck so I was enjoying it. I was pushing her head down with one hand and squeezing a boob with the other. Good times! πŸ˜€

Finally I pulled her face off my dick and had her straddle me. She kept her dress on while she slowly sat her pussy on my hard dick. She was so tight it was hard to enter her. Finally she got the tip in and she said “ughh I feel pain!”

I said “shhh just go slowly.” Then I grabbed her hips and pushed her downΒ until my cock was buried balls deep in her pussy.Β Fuck that felt good… My eyes rolled back in my head and I felt likeΒ blowing my load right there.

She rode my dick slowly while I squeezed her tits. I was in pure heaven and I vowed to treat this girl nice and keep her around. We all need reliable fuck toys. They should be valued and well cared for. This was indeed better then jerking myself off in the shower.

Eventually I pulled her dress off and mounted her missionary. These Vietnamese girls have such tight little pussies that they are always bleeding or in pain when I fuck them. Maybe I’m doing something wrong?

I never jack hammer their pussies porno style. I just gently slow stroke that pussy and they are always writhing in pain. Maybe they aren’t used to a thick 7″ inch piece of meat drilling their tight cunts.

Finally I was ready to blast. I told her I was going to cum into her pussy and she said “yes cum into me.” I held her close while I fantasized about the girl I was with on the date earlier that evening… I imagined her wearing the little black skirt and tall high heels. Her legs spread open laying on my bed while I slowly pumped her tight hairy pussy.

Finally I unloaded a powerful orgasm deep into her tight little fuck hole. I started convulsing like I was getting electrocuted. She held me tight and said “wow I can feel it! I can feel you cum!” πŸ˜›

I almost passed out from busting that nut it was so good. I was covered in sweat with my entire body weight resting on this tiny chick. Finally I rolled over and laid there for a few moments in a semi comatose state high on pussy. My cum slowly dripped out of her hairy box and formed a large stain on my clean white blanket…

This pissed me off because my 18 year old chick had bled on the other side the night before so I flipped the blanket. Now both sides have been soiled. It’s Tet (New Year) here so my cleaning lady has the week off… I’ll have to creatively fold my blanket into some sort of origami design to hide the cream pie puddles from my other girlfriends. πŸ™ #PlayerProblems

We watched TV for an hour or so then I threw her out.

The Next Day… My Date With Tall Hottie.

The next day I met up with the tall thin hottie. It was actually a fun date. We rode around the city. Took pictures together. Had coffee. Went out to eat. I even held her hand a few times. Awwwww so cute. πŸ˜€

She seemed really happy and this made me feel good. I love to pleasure a woman. Both sexually and emotionally. It always turns me on to make them happy.

I date a lot of different women, but I do try my best to treat them good when we are together. My hope is that they will always have positive thoughts about our time spent together. Even if they do eventually find out I’m a dirt bag…

At night me and tall hottie went back to my home. Again we cuddled in bed and watched a movie. She seemed much more comfortable with me this time. We were kissing and holding hands. It felt like we were a couple. All that time spent together had paid off. But she would still block me from feeling up her body. She kept saying “I’m not ready. I need time.”

Fair enough. She’s a good girl and I respect that. We had a great day and I didn’t want to blow it by getting all “rapey” now.Β She went home and I drank beers while I answered comments on Single Man’s Paradise. πŸ™‚

That’s my update today. If you’re wondering why I’m so busy lately it’s not because I’m working on any great business idea… I’m just drinking myself to death and chasing pussy! Hey at least I’m having fun. Later!