Hey guys it’s Pogostick here back with another location review.

Curacao is my favorite island in the Dutch Caribbean. It has some of the least US influence in the islands. It is 14 miles off the Venezuelan coast. Curacao, along with Aruba is one of the most color-blind places in the world. There are people of every color and mixture imaginable and they all get along just fine.

Its cultural influences are a blend of Caribbean, South American, and Dutch. Most people speak at least 4 languages…Dutch, Spanish, English, and Papiamento — an odd, phonetically spelled mix of about 10 different languages. Road signs are in Dutch and English while shop signs, billboards, etc are in Papiamento or Spanish, depending on the neighborhood.

Getting there is easy with flights from most hubs. Curacao is a flight hub for travelers on their way to Colombia and other parts of South America. For many of my hard-core mongering friends, it is a required pit stop in both directions.

I’d recommend renting a car. Driving is easy and safe. The island has a lot to offer. It is rated as one of the best dive destinations in the world with beach dives and boat dives almost everywhere. The once a year spawning of coral is perhaps the best night dive on the planet. Downtown Willemstad has a ton of history. It is split in half by the river and connected by a famous swinging bridge to let cruiseships and freighters into the harbor.

I prefer to stay on the Otrabanda side at the Kura Hulanda hotel, which is a 17th century Dutch Village converted into a resort. It is my favorite hotel in the world. There is plenty to see, do and eat in walking distance from the hotel and a stroll over the bridge gets you into Punda for more shopping, history and food choices.

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Local Girls in Curacao

I’ve never sought out local action, but there are a few popular night clubs that will have plenty of target opportunities. The Jan Theil Beach area has a lot of restaurants and night clubs directly on the beach. It is popular with locals and tourists.

Plenty of 6 foot plus Dutch tourist babes on that area. Local girls… well it is Curacao and you’ll find black, white, in between, fat, skinny, short, tall…in other words: there is no such thing as a typical look or appearance.

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