Story time here at SMP. As some of you know, I had dengue fever a few months ago… After several days of hell I decided to drag my ass to the hospital to find out what’s wrong.

I walked into the waiting area and sat next to two cute Vietnamese girls. I flashed them a tired smile and tried to remain composed. The truth is, I was feeling weak, I was sweating profusely and I had a pounding headache. 🙁

One girl smiled at me several times and I smiled back. I wanted to say something to her, but I was really off my game. I felt like complete shit.

I went into the doctors office and after a brief chat he sent me down the hall for a blood test. The whole time my mind was racing… Shit, this cute girl is obviously into me and I’m just going to let her slide? Get it together ass hole! Tropical disease or not, you better get her number!

I promised myself, if she’s still sitting there when I go back out then I will sit next to her and talk to her… Minutes later I was back in the waiting room and they had left. Shit! 🙁

I was already feeling like shit and now I felt like a loser for letting this girl slide. Minutes later they came walking down the hall! They must have been in the doctors office! 😀

I sat upright in my chair. Wiped the sweat off my forehead and tried to put on a smile although I wanted to crawl into bed and die.

We exchanged smiles again and I introduced myself. We had a short chat and quickly exchanged numbers. I told her I just moved to Vietnam and I wanted to make more friends.

This girl is beautiful. She was dressed professional in her work clothes. Apparently her colleague was sick so she drove her to the hospital. Awww what a good friend. 🙂

This girl is exactly my type. Well dressed. No make up, tattoos or piercings. All natural conservative look. Big juicy lips. She is a real natural beauty. And she speaks PERFECT English! I was so happy when I met her.

Let the games begin.

I was diagnosed with dengue fever and sent home to rest. I was releaved to hear the worst of my illness was over and that I would probably be fine in another week.

I also had a pep in my step since I just met the girl of my dreams! No joke, I only talked to this girl for a few minutes but she ticked all my boxes. I really imagined I could date this girl.  I was proud of myself for pursuing her despite feeling like garbage.

As soon as I got home I text her “nice to meet you. Hope to see you again.” She quickly responded “nice to meet you too.” Ok so far so good…

Then I did my usual move and creeped on her Facebook… I copy / pasted her Phone number into the Facebook search box. You would be surprised how many people register their phone number on Facebook. I always skip that step even though Facebook is getting more and more aggressive about collecting your personal info…

Her profile popped up right away and I clicked on it. Then my heart sank…. MARRIED. Pictures of her and her husband together. Everything was right there unlocked for the world to see. 🙁

Damn… I was sincerely disappointed. Why would she give me her number? Does she just want to be friends? Is she interested in me romantically? I wasn’t sure how to proceed, or if I should even proceed at all.

I thought about it and decided I would ignore what I saw on her Facebook. I continued to pursue her as if she was a single girl. I never asked if she was married and she never brought it up.

A few days later and I was meeting her for dinner. All went well and I brought her home. That night she asked me if I had Facebook. Yes I do… Hmmm this should be interesting…

She added me from ANOTHER ACCOUNT. Yes it was her, but it was not the account I saw before. This one said SINGLE. No pics of her husband. Wow, this blew my mind…

The account was very basic and I suspect that she quickly made this profile just to add me. No friends. No likes. This was her fake second account just so she could creep my profile. Incredible!

I looked up her other profile and it didn’t show up in the search, which means she had BLOCKED me from seeing that account. Amazing! This is some Facebook warfare type shit haha.

Slowly I started to learn the truth about this girl… She’s just another no good lying whore.

Once again, I kept my mouth shut and played dumb. We went out again and ended up at my room. After watching a movie in bed for an hour or so I went in for the kill.

Let me just say, this was the hardest bang I have ever achieved. Last minute resistance would be a huge understatement. Ok it was not rapey but everytime I kissed her she would say “what are you doing? You crazy? Can not!”

Long story short, I worked my ass off for an hour and finally buried my throbbing fuck rod into her fresh hairy snapper.

She actually looks fantastic Naked. Perky handful titties and the nicest bubble butt I’ve seen in Asia! From here on out, I will refer to her as “bubble butt.”

No bullshit guys. She has the nicest roundest firmest booty I’ve seen in Asia. It’s like a Latina booty. After we fuck I always sit there and stare at it. Squeezing it, slapping it, kissing it. She even said, “you really love my butt huh.” Damn right sweetheart! 😄

Ok so after we’ve been banging for several weeks she’s becoming super clingy. She’s always texting me all day. Good morning, I miss you, you eat lunch yet, we meet today? Blah blah blah.

She thinks we’re dating. In my mind, she’s just some married broad who’s fucking me on the side. I’m always polite, but I’m kind of brushing her off.

Then one day she complains that “I’m not making an effort in this relationship.” Really bitch? Go cry to your husband about it! I kept my cool and didn’t say anything.

Then she tells me she is in another city visiting family. She said “I will stay here and live with my family. Do you miss me? If you miss me I will come back for you. If you don’t miss me I will stay here and we will finish our relationship.”

Now it’s pretty obvious this was a cry for attention. Right away I say oh really, where are you? Show me on the map!

She showed me a google map of Can Tho city. I said NO, send me the location on your chat. Turn on the location on your chats on viber. So if I click on a text I can see your location.

She played dumb. “How can do? I don’t see how?” I gave her clear instructions and she kept playing dumb. This made me furious.

Then she jumped into this whole rant about “I don’t miss her. I think she’s a liar.”

Finally, ONE HOUR LATER she says she’s in Saigon and wants to meet. I said you’re back already?!!! Holy shit that was quick! Did you fly back?!

saigon river vietnam

She said no she was in Can Tho this morning and took the bus back early. Bullshit!!!! She sent me that fake map one hour ago! Ok you get the point. She’s bullshitting me… Playing games. She never left the city. She just wanted to hear me say “I miss you please come back.”

I told her she’s full of shit and I’m tired of her games. I told her I’m not looking for a serious relationship and she can find someone else!

One night I had tall hottie over my apartment. As we were walking outside guess who rides by?!! Bubble butt!!! Her and another girl drove by me and she even tried to cover her face as she rode by! Crazy shit. Man I can’t stand this type of stalker shit.

I immediately text her and called her out on that. Of course she denied it and then she said oh yeah my friend lives near you. Bullshit!!! Her friends don’t live near me. This girl is a compulsive liar.

At this point I flipped out and told her everything. I told her I saw the other Facebook account. Her husbands pics. Everything. She told me they broke up but she didn’t change her Facebook yet. Hmmm more bullshit.

So I’ve been ignoring her for a few weeks. The other night she came over and I banged her again. Laying in bed she was showing me pics on her phone and she gets a text. Her husbands pic shows up on Facebook messenger… She quickly dismissed it and acted like nothing happened. I just gave her a smile and kept silent. 😀

A fun fuck toy, but nothing more.

I do enjoy pumping her bubble butt from behind, but I’m not going to play games with this bitch. And all that riding by my apartment shit needs to stop.

I’m disappointed that she’s a compulsive liar. I do enjoy banging her and hanging out with her. She is intelligent and easy going. But now I never know what to believe with her. I think everything that comes out of her mouth is complete bullshit.

She wants to meet me tonight but I’m not sure. I have moved to a new room. Now none of my broads know where I live. I was getting random stop bys from 18 year old fuck toy and now bubble butt. Time to start fresh with a new spot.

Man these girls are trouble. If I wasn’t so smart and experienced with dating out here I could have fallen for this trap. If I didn’t check this girls Facebook then I would have no idea she was married. Then I would have no reason to doubt other things she told me. I probably would have fallen for this girl because she’s exactly what I’m looking for… Well, minus the compulsive lying and stalker behavior. 🙁

This just goes to show, you need to take things slowly out here when it comes to relationships. Carefully vet a broad before you shack up with her. Be sure you know what you’re getting yourself into.

Another day in paradise…

– Skins