BKK ... end sept

Discussion in 'Women' started by Smiler, Sep 21, 2016.

  1. Smiler

    Smiler Active Member

    Hi Skins... quality blog/messageboard thingy!

    Longtime visiter to BKK headed back to that wonderful cesspit of fun for the last 3 days of Sept (live in the SE Asia region)

    Anyone around for a random monger night with an Irish lad on suk!? .... will be messy, with or without you!

    (Apologies for the U2 reference, I couldn't resist)
     
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  2. DonTravolta

    DonTravolta le spicy memer

    I am. Unless you're Bono. Bono is a cunt :p

    But please don't drink me under the table, I know I can't compete with Irish lads when it comes to drinking ;)
     
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  3. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    Irish are the fucking cunts on this planet. And I can drink them under the table. Alas, I would not be there Donny.
     
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  4. DonTravolta

    DonTravolta le spicy memer

    Sounds like you want to challenge him. SMP drinking contest when?
    Round one will be the irish against the curry cunt. Place your bets
     
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  5. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    You mate. Let us do it. Place your bets you cunts. Everyone here. DO IT.
     
  6. brockstar

    brockstar Legendary Member

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  7. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    You...Youuuuu... Do not do it man. They are cute man. Let them be.
     
  8. brockstar

    brockstar Legendary Member

    Myself, @DonTravolta and @europeanguy are all gonna be in BKK at that time. Are you really Irish or one of them so-called Irish from Belfast?
     
  9. brockstar

    brockstar Legendary Member

    Hmmmmm......drinking contest. And the winner gets MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
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  10. Smiler

    Smiler Active Member

    Jaysus, that escalated.

    I'm not Bono, am as Irish as anyone born on the island and not in the habit of having drinking contests with keyboard warriors. Call me a cunt to my face and then we can drink!

    Probably aim for Stumble Inn at lunchtime on the 29th.
     
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  11. ryan754326

    ryan754326 Well-Known Member

    Monkeys are miserable agressive little fucks. I was at a temple in Cambodia and these two monkeys came up to a little boy, jumped all over him and ripped his jacket out of his hands. When I saw it I threw my water bottle at them and yelled, they turned on me and started screaming and showing their teeth and more of them started coming. They dropped the kids jacket at least and he got it back. That was just one of the bad experiences I've had with monkeys. Fuck them.
     
  12. zeroselect

    zeroselect Well-Known Member

    Hey that's no way to talk about wanderlusters people!
     
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  13. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    When are we meeting? I forgot.
     
  14. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    And you. I am gonna SEE you in SG soon anyway.
     
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  15. Smiler

    Smiler Active Member

    I've a load of monkeys in my back yard in SG. Filthy little bastards, but the catapult makes having them worthwhile.
     
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  16. Smiler

    Smiler Active Member

    Back to the City of Mango Angels for a few days on the piss with my little bi Filipina spinner this time..... Aaah, that feels nice to say.

    Hopefully this current BKK curfew shit gets sorted by Sunday!

    Anyone up for daydrinking on Monday 19th in Bangers let me know.
     
  17. Dazza

    Dazza Well-Known Member

    I think the Aussies might be the best drinkers on the planet, see we descended from the Brit’s and then evolved into bigger drinkers than our ancestors
     
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  18. Smiler

    Smiler Active Member

    Having lived in Oz for a few years I can respectfully confirm that's horseshit! #weakaspiss #whydoeslitebeerexist
     
  19. Jontop

    Jontop Well-Known Member

    Éirinn go Brách!! @Smiler
     
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  20. Jontop

    Jontop Well-Known Member

    As an Irish-Canadian I have to say I agree with most of that, I’ve seen some Aussies really throw down. I’ve also seen a few under the table.

    I’d rank it like this (just on personal experience)

    Pros
    1a Canadians / 1b Aussies
    2. Celts (Irish/Scott’s)
    3. Russians

    Semi-Pro
    4. Japan/Korea - Trust me in this, businessmen can drink







    House League
    5. Americans, they call water beer and brown syrup wiskey. Great army - soft drinkers.

    Thoughts?
     
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