Everything Booked.

Discussion in 'Travel' started by drifter, Jun 8, 2017.

  1. drifter

    drifter Well-Known Member

    Train to NYC. Booked.

    Room in NYC. Booked.

    Flight to Thailand. Booked.

    Room in Thailand. BOOKED.

    Ok bitches, time to do this.
     
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  2. drifter

    drifter Well-Known Member

    Only thing that scares me is @BobbyTwoTimes keeps threatening to introduce me to a girl with a really big clit. He said something about how I'd be fine as long as I stayed on top.
     
  3. Shalabadoo

    Shalabadoo Active Member

    Have fun! Write about the funny shit that happens
     
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  4. brockstar

    brockstar Legendary Member

    What about a flight to Varanasi? I know a slimy Hindu that'd love to hold hands with you over a plate of Goat meat......
     
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  5. Boner

    Boner Well-Known Member

    Congrats Drifter. Do keep us posted on your adventures. Ya, watch out for those big clits- could be a lady boy with a bad surgeon.
    Seriously though watch out for ladyboys- they sometimes look like hot chicks and its hard to know the difference. Usually they won't lie about it if you just ask them. If not, look at their hands and if they are too big, you might be in for a rude awakening. Ask to see their ID- just "for fun"- apparently the gender listed is the one they are born with and cannot be changed according to current thai law.
     
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  6. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    Haha.
     
  7. Ghengis

    Ghengis Well-Known Member

    The voice is usually the biggest giveaway to me.
     
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  8. brockstar

    brockstar Legendary Member

    Well, that or the wee-wee! :oops:
     
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  9. the lockmaster

    the lockmaster Well-Known Member

    I remember a bar girl in Phuket telling me this exact same thing. She said the ID lists male/female and can't be changed.
     
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  10. Ghengis

    Ghengis Well-Known Member

    A girl told me they tape their cock to their butt. I would shit myself if one dropped his panties and I saw a tape job but I doubt one could ever disguise his voice good enough to get that far. Accchhh!

    I see guys in bars that look heterosexual chatting up ladyboys and wonder if they know what they're dealing with or is that their preference.
     
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  11. drifter

    drifter Well-Known Member

    I've heard that. That even after gender reassignment surgery they are still marked as male on their ID's.
     
  12. drifter

    drifter Well-Known Member

    Damn. I can't believe all the running around I'm doing, trying to get ready. Unlocking my phone. Suspending my phone service. (For $10 a month they freeze my account and keep my phone #). Making sure my car insurance is at a minimal level and paid for at least 6 months. Arranging for my Jeep and camper to be stored. Freezing my gym membership (for $35 they freeze it for 6 months). Getting some clothes appropriate for 100° F and 99% humidity. Oh and a good lightweight pair of workout shoes and sandals.

    And I still have to buy luggage! Tomorrow I'll research the sizes I can use for carry on for most all airlines. I plan on one! wheeled hard sided piece of luggage I can carry on and lock up. And one small backpack to keep my iPad, ereader and medicines and supplements. Getting there. Getting close. Oh, and I'm bringing a Chromecast. Only 1.38 ounces. I plan on severely under packing. Hell, it's Bangkok, Thailand. If I can't find anything I need there, it doesn't exist.

    I think I can find most vitamins and supplements I need. Wait, I think someone, @jspill maybe, mentioned condoms. It being hard to find American sizes. No, couldn't have been him. Not the raw dog king himself. But someone said to bring lots. At least they don't weigh much.

    Any suggestions? I just picked up some sound isolating earphones. I'll have to check them out. Maybe get some earplugs for the noise. Damn! When I finally get to Thailand I'm gonna sleep a week.
     
    Last edited: Jun 9, 2017
  13. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    Congrats on making the big move! Brings back memories of when I was scrambling around getting ready to leave the States. One way ticket and no looking back! I'm sure you will have the time of your life. I look forward to reading your updates from paradise.

    Man it's great to see all these members moving out here this year. Drifter, Evo, Grumpus, just to name a few. Plus a bunch of other guys are coming out for a holiday. We really should have an epic SMP meet up sometime.

    One last thing. Remember you can get ANYTHING you need in Bangkok, including western sized condoms. You could literally come out here with the clothes on your back if you wanted to. I wouldn't pack that light... but you catch my drift.
     
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  14. tc_pattaya

    tc_pattaya Legendary Member

    Go to any Boots pharmacy in Bangkok, etc. and you will find the Western products you need. But, maybe stock up on certain brands if you are particular until you find a local supply.
     
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  15. drifter

    drifter Well-Known Member

    No shit? @mistergrumpus ? He's really pulling the trigger? That's fantastic! I was afraid he'd spend his life talking about the things he'd do, if he only dared. (No offense buddy. I'm very happy for you. I suspect after a few months in Asia, if you look back on the you of a few months before, you won't recognize the man.) So awesome.

    That's great to hear about just coming with the clothes on my back. I think I'll pack a little more.:) But not much. The best travel advice I've heard is bring half of what you planned to bring. And twice the money.:D
     
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  16. drifter

    drifter Well-Known Member

    Ummm, No.

    EDIT: On second thought, Hell no!

    Thanks @brockstar, I used to like Indian food.
     
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  17. drifter

    drifter Well-Known Member

    Thanks @tc_pattaya I need a good pharmacy.
     
  18. tc_pattaya

    tc_pattaya Legendary Member

    One thing though, the big chain pharmacies like Boots won't sell Viagra, etc. without a prescription. You'll have to try the local places for that.

     
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  19. jspill

    jspill Well-Known Member

    Yeah still best to have some big ones on hand for the rare times girls insist on condoms. I've had small ones break, or come off inside the pussy
     
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  20. JohnnyB

    JohnnyB Well-Known Member

    I went on an condom expedition 2x with with a smoking Mexican girl. After digging around the second time, she said "fuck it" and it was Brockdogging until her wedding day.
     
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