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Discussion in 'Lifestyle' started by Skins, Apr 27, 2016.

  1. ji491042

    ji491042 Well-Known Member

    I have no idea what youre saying so I guess it's dirty. No wonder you can't date locals, even I Can't understand you. And my English is not so bad haha
    Also, dating sites are vull of pervs. Not the good kind, the perverted kind. And I'm not that desparated yet, I'm not gonna throw myseft into whatver living thing attached with a white cock. I have class :cool:
     
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  2. ji491042

    ji491042 Well-Known Member

    ..... Hm .... .? Maybe ..... ?
     
  3. the lockmaster

    the lockmaster Well-Known Member

    A groupie is someone who follows famous people around for money and sex. :) Sort of like a golddigger.
     
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  4. DonTravolta

    DonTravolta le spicy memer

    I'd rather take the MILF porn star than Taylor Swift.
    Regarding the bikini issue I recommend you to go topless :)
     
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  5. ji491042

    ji491042 Well-Known Member

    Haha yeah right, people would throw up everywhere if I showed up topless
     
  6. DonTravolta

    DonTravolta le spicy memer

    Don't be that harsh to yourself :p

    Alternatively to surgery you could just do sports to shrink your tits, after all it's just fat located at the right place.
    Sports won't cost you anything, makes you look younger and you live longer.
    I'd chose that over getting stabbed in my boobs with a knife any time if I was you ;)
     
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  7. ji491042

    ji491042 Well-Known Member

    I'm swimming once a week now. I have 2 jobs and still going to University so it's really hard to fit in anything more swimming in my time table. Yes I thought about breasts reduction, but the doctor said when I get pregnant in the future my breasts will change their size and shape again, and the rapid change can cause the breast to be saggier , so the surgery now might not be very effective. As for my concern, he saw the pictures of my boobs and asurethat my boobs look perfectly normal, so there's no need to worry if it's a turn off for my men.but honestly i'm surprised that you guys remember that haha ...
     
  8. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    Em check out Badoo. It's free and there are lots of pervs, uh, I mean, nice guys on there too. :D
     
  9. DonTravolta

    DonTravolta le spicy memer

    M8 I love those bogan bants.
    You aussies crack me up all the time :D
     
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  10. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    I totally agree with you Swiss. She is not getting the humor out of our language. English is not my first language too but I do get the jokes as I lived in the western world for quiet some time. Maybe she will learn the cultural nuances of the English language from us :)
     
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  11. Mia The Devil

    Mia The Devil Well Known Member

    Hi! Im Mia, unfortunately I couldn't have it as a username.

    I love to travel alone good thing about it is you dont have to get worried about your companion and you can just do whatever you want and go with your own pace. Years from now I'll have my Captain's license can't wait to enjoy the benefits of free travel all over the world. Wish me luck. LOL

    I don't want to brag but I've done some shady things like flashing boobies (not proud of it) I think being drunk and crazy is a valid excuse for doing that, sometimes I hangout at the girly bars and watch naked girls stripping their clothes. And the worst thing Ive done so far is I went out with my guyfriends, pickup chicks on the streets, bought them a condom and wait for my friends to get finished (Im such a generous bff lol). I don't know why I have this fucked up mind that I enjoy watching these guys reaction whenever they see strippers. :(

    Skins the forum site is so nice, glad to be here.
     
  12. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    Your worst thing used to be regular thing for me when I was living in the west :) Welcome Mia. I did not know you were a girl though. Where are you from and what sort of captain are you aspiring to be?
    P.S. Now we can enjoy some cat-fight between you and M :)
     
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  13. ji491042

    ji491042 Well-Known Member

    Yaya another girl !! Welcome Mia :) seems like you have lots of good stories too. I wanna hear them ;)
    Btw, I Think flashing boobies is fun. You have fun, the lucky def liked it too.
    Oh, and good luck :)
    Cheers :D
     
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  14. Mia The Devil

    Mia The Devil Well Known Member

    Thanks! Geez the name Mia or iamforeverteen isn't enough to distinguish that im a girl? :D Im in PH and making my way to Maritime Industry since 2012 but got too busy managing my bar/resto business. I really need to make up my mind lol
     
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  15. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    Hahaha...yessir, I do. Not sure about being a discerning gentleman though :)
     
  16. ji491042

    ji491042 Well-Known Member

    Oh man seem like I messed up, sorry @swissss if I was being annoying. guys I never meant to war or anything, and by you can't date local VNese because your english is too difficult for them to understand.
    and yeah I don't really get all the jokes here, but live and learn, right ?
     
  17. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    Keep your fire burning Mia. Anything and everything is possible. I fucking retired at the age of 32. I know I'm a lazy asshole, but I made that happen :) Now it is a different story that I am back to working part-time again because of Skins. He made me realize I need more pussy, ergo, more money. And I don't want to touch my life savings for that :)
     
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  18. Mia The Devil

    Mia The Devil Well Known Member

    Thanks :) not sure if you want to hear the story of how I accidentally picked up a chick on a busy street because Im wearing a nice long sleeve polo (not a les or whatever) :D crazy stuff happens all the time.
     
  19. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    Keep learning M, sky is the limit. We are just some like-minded people who want to have some fun and in the process maybe help each other once in a while. Don't be sorry, you will get there. English is not my first language too.
    P.S. Not trying to patronize you.
     
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  20. wanderluster

    wanderluster Curry Bling Bling

    I reaaaaaalllly do not fucking understand their accent maaan. But they always crack me up on TV.
     
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