Nothing Like Some Farm Fresh Pussy!

Discussion in 'Women' started by Skins, Dec 26, 2016.

  1. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    Hahaha I've been there bro! :D:D:D

    I wonder how many guys agree to this? She probably pulls in 20 million a month with this shit.

    "My mom is sick..." Then you see her getting bottle service at the club with her skank friends wearing mini skirts and high heels.

    Well I guess this is the female equivalent of a man telling a chick "I love you baby I want to marry you now let me take these panties off..." ;)
     
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  2. bobdobbs

    bobdobbs El Bastardo Magnifico

    Yeah, met this skank on Vietnam Cupid. The first time we met, she came over my house, and spent the night. I banged her of course. The next day she asked to see me again and I told her I don't really see a future with her and haven't seen her in the two months since. Hahahaha.
     
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  3. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    She's cute. Just be careful about face pics here please. Don't need the drama of some bitch crying to me.
     
  4. bobdobbs

    bobdobbs El Bastardo Magnifico

    Good point. Fixed.
    She is quite attractive, which had me wondering the whole time what the fuck she was up to. Now I know.
     
  5. mistergrumpus

    mistergrumpus I Ride My Bicycle To Church

    Ouchie. Some of that Ice Cold Reality there for you.

    Like... I'd pay good money for a book if little biographies, each chapter a different fellow telling the story of him and foreign woman X. They can alternate between happy-endings and sad-endings. Would help fellows get the picture and learn the signs.
     
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  6. bobdobbs

    bobdobbs El Bastardo Magnifico

    It's actually not so bad. While she was here I was having thoughts of her drugging me and stealing all my valuables. A single bullshit text asking for money is easy to deal with -- you just ignore it.
     
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  7. Davothewavo

    Davothewavo New Member

    An expat aussie named Neil Hutchison who lives in Pattaya Thailand has written a series of books that are full of stories of mens experiences with the local thai women that he has either had himself or heard about around the bar and there are many like your experience.I reckon it would be fair to say that women are the same no matter whether youre in Vietnam,Thailand , Cambodia or Philipines. The first book is entitled MONEY NUMBER ONE.They are good reading .In a dedication in the front of the book he says quote..To the ladies of Pattaya.Without them the place would still be a quiet fishing village and I would be a sadder but wealthier man.
     
  8. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    Haha I like that quote.
     
  9. mistergrumpus

    mistergrumpus I Ride My Bicycle To Church

    Me too! It's been ringing in my head for some time now.

    "A sadder but wealthier man."

    That says so much.
     
  10. flashman

    flashman A Gentleman & Deviant


    OK Flashman to the rescue, I've had a brilliant idea.

    What you do is first of all you go on Ebay and buy a job lot of iphones real cheap. Like so:

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    Then you go to the local printers and get some cards made up and get a stamp, like these:

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    Except its every 8 creampies gets you an iphone.

    Then everytime you bang a chick for the first time you just hand the girl a card with the first stamp on it and explain that just another 7 creampies and they can get a free iphone. That should hopefully be simple enough for these broads to understand.
     
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  11. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    Haha that's brilliant man. There's a couple girls here I want to fuck so bad... But they just aren't into me and they are in serious relationships with local guys. When I'm cashed up enough I'm just going to offer them a stupid amount to fuck. Like $500 USD just to see if they go for it. I bet they do.

    Damn it why am I turned on by these games? :)
     
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  12. flashman

    flashman A Gentleman & Deviant

    Alphas are addicted to winning.
     
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  13. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    I can't lie. I enjoy the game of corrupting a money hungry chick. You know, the girl who asks for a phone or says she needs money. Sure... I'll help you if you help me... Then I gag her with my meat before tossing her $20. Good times. :)

    Someday I'll change my ways... Someday...
     
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  14. tc_pattaya

    tc_pattaya Legendary Member

    Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds?
    Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill… Well, I suppose… we would have to discuss terms, of course…
    Churchill: Would you sleep with me for five pounds?
    Socialite: Mr. Churchill, what kind of woman do you think I am?!
    Churchill: Madam, we’ve already established that. Now we are haggling about the price.

     
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  15. Skins

    Skins Head Nigga in Charge Staff Member

    Everyone here has a price. EVERYONE. I suspect you could have sex with anyone in the country for an iPhone 7 Plus. I'm not joking...

    Maybe this is why I'm not rich yet. "God" or whatever the fuck higher power is up there just knows I'm not mature enough to handle wealth yet. Because if I was rich I would buy a dozen iPhones and offer them up to the hottest chicks I could find out here. Just to play with them. Sure I could fuck hot hookers for a fraction of the price but where's the fun in that?
     
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