I recently broke up with tall hottie. I instantly regretted this because she is the hottest chick in my harem of tight Vietnamese snappers… She really is a doll. Genuinely good girl too.

The issue is, she speaks no english. I mean none. It’s brutally boring to hang out with her. OK I’m sure we could work it out and we could both study each others languages but damn that would take a long time…

Plus, she was getting super clingy and asking a bunch of questions. When do you want to get married? When do you want to have children? Will you stay in Vietnam forever? My dad and uncles want to meet you…

She was making all these plans for us. We were going to a wedding one day, then I was meeting her family the next day, then I was traveling with her and her friends for the weekend. She had a whole week of my time locked up! That’s a tough week and maybe if I spoke the language I would be into it… But I had to bail.

I thought long and hard about it. Why do I like this girl? Why do I spend time with this girl? The answer is very simple. SEX. I enjoy fucking her. I really REALLY enjoy fucking her… Man that pussy is A+. 😀

But I have lots of girls. How long should I string her along? I’m never going to marry her or even date her seriously. How long should I keep up this selfish charade just so I can keep shooting my seedless nut into her tight fertile pussy. I had a few good months hanging with her. I think that’s enough… So I did it. I broke it off. 🙁

How To Dump Your Girl

I’ve been asked this question by several readers, how do you dump a girl??? I’m no relationship expert (obviously) but here’s how I handle it. Like a fuckin man. I just be honest with girls.

At one time in my life I was a pussy. I clearly remember sabotaging a relationship so the girl would dump me. I didn’t have the heart to say “listen sweetheart. I don’t want to date you anymore.” So I would just start acting cold and distant until eventually she broke it off.

Then I would say OK great! See ya! 😀 This is retarded. If you’re not happy in a relationship then time to man up and cut it off. It’s not always easy, and you may second guess yourself. But follow your heart. Deep down inside, you know what to do.

Here’s what I said to Tall Hottie and what I’ve said to countless other snappers I’ve devoured over the years…

“I like you very much, but I’m not looking for a serious relationship right now. I want to travel more and I don’t want to leave you here all alone. You should find someone else who can give you what you want now. I hope we can still be friends.”

POW. That’s it. This is actually true and from the heart so I usually get a good reaction. Well, tall hottie did block me and stop talking to me for a week… But now we chat and she even agreed to meet me sometime. Really, I would love to continue banging her until she finds someone else… But who knows how that would go. She’s a classy broad. 😉

It’s never my intention to hurt these girls. I’m not some heartless fuck who takes pride in fucking girls and throwing them away. I understand that these girls are real human beings with feelings emotions, just like us men. I do sincerely love and respect women…

That said, I’m a selfish prick. I value my TIME more then anything and if I’m not having fun with you then I’m not meeting you! In the past, I would spend time with a girl just to maintain a relationship. You know, dinner, movies all that shit.

Sure that’s great if you really like the person but if you’re just hanging around so you can get your dick wet then I say bail… Sex is easy to get out here in Single Man’s Paradise. Don’t waste your time, and just as important, don’t waste HER time if you’re not really into her. It’s unfair for the both of you.

When the bad times outweigh the good times then that’s when I know it’s time end a relationship. I love sinking my stiff cock into tall hotties snapper… Damn I’m sad thinking about it right now. 🙁

But the truth is, I used to dread hanging out with her sometimes… I recall thinking wow this is such a boring waste of time. I would literally be sweating thinking how much longer do I have to sit here??? OK so that’s enough.

It was fun while it lasted. There’s plenty more where that came from! Vietnam Cupid and Asian Dating is a buffet of Asian pussy. In fact, I have a girl on her way over to meet me right now!

Another day in paradise…

-Skins