Gather around gentlemen… It’s story time here at Single Man’s Paradise. I want to tell you a quick story about my last trip to Pattaya, Thailand.

I was staying at the Sabai Lodge on Soi 2 in Pattaya. After roaming beach road for several hours I decided to get a massage. Not just any massage… A Soapy Massage! The massage parlor I chose was Sabai Dee Massage on the corner of second road and Soi 2.

Sabai Dee Massage is a VERY nice massage parlor. It’s much better then Annies in Bangkok and I was really impressed by how large and upscale the place was.

For those of you who don’t know, here’s how a soapy massage works…

You walk into the massage parlor and there’s usually a bar / lounge area where you can sit down and order a drink. There will often be a “fish bowl” which is basically a room behind glass where there are a number of girls sitting inside doing their best to look pretty.

Take a minute to sip a drink and check out the girls on display… Choose wisely. I usually look for a girl who is smiling and appears to be in a happy mood. Nobody wants a miserable cunt right?

The girls will be wearing numbers. When you spot one that you like then you can request her by number. It’s pretty funny when the mamasan calls a girls number and she gets all excited and starts smiling. 😀

At this point the girl will lead you to your private massage room. The soapy massage room is designed for filthy fun! You will see a bed in the corner with clean sheets and fresh towels. Often there are mirrors on the walls and ceiling to get different views of the action.

There is a shower stall with a rubber mattress on the floor and a bath tub. First you strip down and lay on the mat. Your girl will give you a quick rinse and wash. Once you are soaped up she will lather her body with soap and climb on top of you naked.

Having a cute Thai teen sliding her naked soapy body all over your hard cock is a fantastic feeling. The experience is worth every baht and I highly recommend every guy gets a soapy massage during his visit to Thailand! 😀

Your girl might start blowing you while you are laying on the mat, sometimes you will transition to the hot tub. On this visit I fooled around with my girl in the hot tub until I was rock hard. Then I sat on the edge of the tub and let her blow me to completion.

Feels great getting sucked off by a hot Thai chick while relaxing in a warm bath. Single Man’s Paradise for sure! 😀

After I dumped my load into her mouth I toweled off and laid down in bed for the massage. About 30 minutes into my oil massage my dick woke up and was ready for more action. That little brown ass was just begging for a pounding!

OK I’ll get to the point of the story…

I put on the rubber and prepared to mount this chick. She grabbed baby oil and poured it all over her hand then wiped it on her pussy.

I quickly scolded her and said NO you can’t use baby oil with a condom! I’ve heard that baby oil breaks down latex and can cause the condom to pop… Never happed to me before, it’s just what I read.

I don’t think she understood because she just ignored me and spread her legs ready for action. OK fuck it I will be careful…

Several minutes later and I’m pumping away balls deep in this pretty young bitch.

All of the sudden I feel it… SNAP! Then I feel that familiar feeling of bare pussy on my cock.

SHIT! I quickly pulled out and saw the broken condom bunched up around the base of my cock.

DAMN IT! I told you don’t use baby oil!

I jumped up and ran to the shower. I thoroughly washed my cock off with soap and water. Then I made her rinse the baby oil out of her pussy.

Once I calmed down I put on another rubber and finished the deed.

Lessons Learned

1. Do NOT use baby oil with condoms. I think I’ve broken about two condoms in my entire life. So I totally blame this on the baby oil and not user error.

The chemicals in baby oil break down latex. Basically it dissolves the rubber so it gets weaker until it snaps. NOT GOOD!

Use a water based lubricant that is latex safe. Any reputable brand will do. KY, Durex Play, Astro Glide. Saliva works great too.

A lot of these whores are totally clueless when it comes to sex ed so take control of the situation and tell them what to do… I knew better, I still let it happen and I ended up bare back in a Pattaya Hooker. Yikes! 🙁

2. Get vaccinated for Hepatitis B. After writing this post about staying healthy while traveling, it occurred to me I have never been vaccinated for Hep B… Or for anything really.

Hepatitis B is a very common sexually transmitted disease that is easily prevented by a simple, cheap vaccine. Take advantage of modern medicine and get this vaccine!

While there is no vaccine to prevent HIV and herpes, you can prevent Hep B which is one less thing to worry about. I would hate to contract this virus just because I was too lazy to get a simple shot. I’ll be getting my vaccines Friday!

3. Soapy massages are awesome! Last lesson learned. It’s always such a blast getting a soapy. Pun intended. 😉

If you visit Thailand be sure to get yourself down to a soapy massage parlor for an hour of fun. It will run you about 2,700 baht for the hour and it’s totally worth it. I guarantee it will be one of your more memorable experiences while mongering in Thailand.

I’m happy to say that I have been tested multiple times after this incident and I’m still disease free. Lesson learned. Condoms are great for preventing STD’s but you have to be careful and use them properly.

Have fun, stay safe!