199flags back again owner of 199flags.com, and this time I’m dropping knowledge on one of my favorite countries in the world, Colombia. During my time there, my jaw never hit the ground so much in my life. It takes some skill to reel in the big fish, or you can cut corners, and spend the bread to pick up a professional. The professionals here are money well spent.
In this review, I will focus on Medellin. This is the most famous city for foreigners to visit and the former home of Pablo Escobar. Just don’t go there and blatantly talk about Pablo, or you may get yourself into some trouble!
He did great things for the country in some respects, but most Colombians aren’t proud to talk about him. During my time in Medellin, I could feel the spirit of Pablo in the air and some nights in my body, if ya get the drift.
Medellin is located at about 5,000 ft above sea level or 1,500 meters. They call Medellin “City of the Eternal Spring.” It’s a fitting name because the weather is perfect all year long.
I had two stints in Medellin. The first time around, I stayed in a hostel and met some really cool people. Partying consumed me so I never really got to dig into the women. The second time around was much different. I rented my own apartment and strictly focused on the women. It was a much more fruitful journey, and I even scored a virgin within 24 hours of my arrival.
The biggest difference between Colombia and Asia for me, is the way the women turn me on. In Asia, I feel entitled to get whatever I want, in Colombia putting in some work is no problem. This tells me, I find the Colombian women much sexier overall.
Medellin, Colombia – Women Rating 5/5
It really doesn’t get much better in the realm of Latina women than Medellin. The women have it all, beautiful faces, incredible curves, fiery personalities and the x-factor.
A lot of men like to shoot for the white Latinas, these are the women at the top of the food pyramid. They have a white girl face with a Latina body. I went on a date with a blonde Paisa, and she was of this nature. I spoiled it by going in for the kill too early. With women of this caliber, you need to play it more slow.
The virgin I mentioned earlier was also a blonde Paisa. Paisa is the name they give the women from this area of Colombia. Men come from all over the world to meet them.
There is a second brand of women, I find to be the hottest of all Colombians and the hottest dark-haired girls in the world. They have Black hair with brown or green eyes. Their bodies have a ridiculous hourglass shape. Thin waistlines and then curves that pop off the page. In my mind, I like to call them the Egyptian goddess type.
The second day I was there, I bumped into one and was speechless. I told this guy I met in the hostel, I was willing to spend years there if I could score a woman like that. Of course I didn’t, but that gives you an idea of how these girls can infiltrate your brain with only their looks.
One thing to keep under consideration is the a lot of girls do get plastic surgery. It’s very cheap in Colombia. Sometimes those hourglass shapes are formed from liposuction. They also get both breast and butt implants. I know guys who love it, but personally I’m not into it.
The sex with Colombianas is top notch. A lot of my time mongering has been with Asians, and the sex is great, but not like with a Colombiana. They know how to ride and have big booties you will love to watch bounce. They get super wet and have some of the prettiest pussies I’ve ever come across.
Medellin – Logistics
There are two neighborhoods to stay in while living in Medellin. They are very different and each have their own advantages.
The most popular place to stay in Medellin is El Poblado. This is where almost all foreigners stay and where the most clubs are with the best nightlife. A lot of people crowd around Parque Lleras every night drinking beers and meeting new people.
My problem with this place for picking up women is the women their are the most Westernized. They have whatever men they want whenever they want them. This means they are spoiled and won’t look up to you for being a foreigner. In some ways, it feels like you’re in America, until some guy offers you a bag of white, and you realize you are drinking beer outside without getting in any trouble.
For this reason, I like El Poblado. It’s a fun place to party, but not my favorite place to pick up the indigenous women. That’s not to say it isn’t a great place to find women if you have tight game or some money to spend. Obviously, a lot of pros huddle around here to solicit the foreigners. These aren’t just your run of the mill pros either, they are ridiculously hot pros.
The other option is Laureles. This is where I like to live because it’s less foreigners and has more of a Colombian feel to it. It’s still close enough to take a taxi to El Poblabo for a night out. Taxis are dirt cheap in Medellin.
I did my best work by finding girls on Colombian Cupid from cities neighboring Medellin. They were more keen to meet foreigners, and the quality was higher than I was able to score inside Medellin. Again, foreigner value isn’t high in Medellin because the girls are used to it. I saw some guys get let down in Medellin because they came thinking it was easy and struck out time after time.
Another key factor is to communicate with a broad range of women, you must speak Spanish. If you don’t speak Spanish, the pool of women you can hook up with dramatically decreases. This may be a deal breaker for some guys.
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Medellin, Colombia – Cost of Living 5/5
This place is damn cheap to live. I think I paid about $200 for a tiny remodeled studio for nearly a month. It wasn’t the nicest place, but it got the job done.
If you dig a little deeper and find a local connection, it’s probably easy to score a nice apartment for a great price.
A lot of people use Airbnb and rent a private room in El Poblado for a great deal. This way, you are in the middle of the action. Make sure to ask if it’s okay to have guests first. It’s usually okay.
The hostel route is super cheap for a private room. It’s not a problem to find monthly rentals for anywhere from $150-300. A lot of women from all over the world stay in the hostels. It’s a good chance to score some flags and diversify your portfolio.
Like I said, taxis are very cheap. Flying between cities is also cheap. If you want to take a trip last minute to a different city, traveling by bus is a great option. Take the overnight bus and make sure to bundle up because they crank the aircon. Overall, this is one of the cheapest places I’ve ever been.
Medellin, Colombia – Quality of Life 4/5
Women aren’t the only thing that makes Colombia awesome. The food is one of my favorite things about this great country. Medellin is the best place to live in Colombia for good food. Colombians like to eat big and a lot of meat.
One of the best Colombian dishes is the Bandeja Paisa. It’s one of the largest platters of food you can buy and packed full of protein. It has steak, chorizo, avocado, egg, rice, chicharron and beans. Some people can’t finish the whole plate, but I eat like a madman.
Which brings me to my next point. If you like to workout, you know you need to eat big to put on muscle. Here you can get your workout done, and then eat a huge plate of food for rock bottom prices. The best time to eat is during lunch hours or almuerzo. During this time, restaurants serve all their specials for sometimes only $2-3.
The exotic fruit juices are amazing. My favorite fruit juices are the lulo and guanabana. My favorite fruit to eat is the grenadine.
The weather is always nice, you shouldn’t need to use much air conditioner and never a heater. Party favors flow like fine wine and are dirt cheap. The nightlife in El Poblado is great. It’s easy to access coffee country outside the city. Traffic isn’t too bad. Pollution is moderate but not heavy like in major Asian cities. The list goes on and on.
The reason I din’t give it a 5/5 is because it’s not close to the beach and the effects of Westernization on the women. The first time around I felt like I was in America because of the women’s attitudes. Once I figured out how to get around that problem, it became my favorite country.
Women – 5/5
Cost Of Living – 5/5
Quality Of Life – 4/5
Medellin, Colombia – Single Man’s Paradise Rating 14/15
There is so much to love about Medellin, and only a little bit not to like. The downfalls are all the competition from other foreigners and effects of Westernization. Although, I love Medellin, it’s not my top choice for places to live in Colombia. One of my main focuses is to boost my value by traveling to a different country. In order to boost value in Medellin, I have to look in the neighboring cities and import the girls so to speak.
Aside from women, the place is overall a great and affordable place to live in the world. The initial visa length for tourists is 3 months which gives you plenty of time to set up shop and really get to know the lay of the land. It’s not hard to extend for another 3 months or do a quick visa run to renew for another 3 months. They cap it off at 6 months per calendar year for tourists.
If you choose to hit up Medellin, enjoy it! It’s hard not to. If you want to check out some quality dating tips and methods I use to get laid, head over to 199flags.com. I plan to post a lot more content in the coming months and having been helping guys from all over the world get laid more often.