Hi guys it’s Brockstar bringing you a crash course on mongering in Hong Kong.
Hong Kong is a mongering Mecca! Not only do you have whores, but great restaurants, bars, night markets and many sites worth seeing. I’d have to say that of all the places I’ve been to in Asia, I place HK 3rd (only behind Thailand and the Philippines). If I could find a job here, not teaching English, then I’d probably place it 1st!
Before I go any further, ALL of the prices are listed in Hong Kong Dollars.
$100 HKD= $12.90 USD (roughly), so don’t freak out when you see quotes like $300 or $400.
Now lets get it on! You have several options to go about draining your balls here and I will discuss them first. This is a brief overview of your options, the only one I will go into great detail about in this part are the Walk-ups.
Part-time Freelancers – These ladies are typically Indonesian and Filipinas that are employed Full-time as domestic helpers. These ladies live with their employers and typically only have Sundays off, which of course they spend in Wan Chai (Hong Kong Island).
Full-time Freelancers – These ladies come in all shapes, sizes and ethnicities depending on where in HK you’re looking. I will discuss this is in more detail as we go along.
Escorts – Self-explanatory really and like most escorts they aren’t cheap.
Go-Go Bars – The Go-Gos are located in Wan Chai, which I will discuss later on. These places either have Filipina or Thai ladies working in them and are nothing like the bars in those countries.
Massage Parlors – Self-explanatory, these places will typically only have PRC ladies.
Brothels – They are technically illegal, SOME (depending on what Ethnicity is being offered…in this case Chinese) run out in the open. There are also brothels that have Thai ladies, which I will discuss further as we go along.
Walk-ups – These places are one-woman brothels that are COMPLETELY LEGAL. In a nutshell, a lady rents out a small studio apartment for a month and uses it as a place to live AND do business and in THIS case the business is boom-boom! 🙂
I WILL go into detail about these lovely establishments just so you know what the deal is. Here is how it works, you go to one of the sites listed above and click on what part of Hong Kong you want to go. Profiles of these lovely damsels will appear and you click on one you like. The profiles are quite detailed, especially on miss 148, and include what they WILL and what they WONT do.
Not only that, but they will have several pictures, including naked pics, their “business hours” and simple directions on how to get there. HK is compact and there are a lot of buildings that look a like so how do you tell if it’s the right building? Well, most buildings will have a pink florescent light at the doorway and it looks like this!
So now what?!?!?
OK, you go in and these walk-ups will all be on the same floor of the building, sometimes there’s only one floor and sometimes there are a few. On these floors you see pink lights hanging on the walls so you know that you are in the right area. These floors aren’t spacious and the rooms are right next to one another and if there’s other dudes looking, it can get a little cramped.
The doors will typically have names and sometimes pictures… Oh and a sign saying if they are “busy” or not. You look for your ladies name, knock and she will open the door and invite you in and you’re off! The prices for walk ups depend on the lady and service(s) you want and all of that shit will be displayed on her profile page. Typically, the going rate is $400.
Personally, I’m not a big fan of looking for a particular lady on these sites… I like to make it interesting. So what I use these sites for is to FIND these buildings and favorite them on Google maps. Once I find the building I go up and just knock on a door and see what’s waiting behind it… Kind of like opening a present on Christmas. 🙂 I’m a fellow that enjoys spontaneity so this is my way of doing things.
I won’t lie to you fellas, it MIGHT feel kind of awkward (for some) the first time you do this. Frankly, the buildings are old, crusty and have an overall sleazy vibe to them (which I kind of like) and the occasion that you do cross paths with another punter on the prowl is kind of like peeing in a trough urinal. You get over that though, especially once you realize what a gold mine these places are.
Mongering in Hong Kong – Best Locations…
OK, so now will break this post down into 2 parts, by location, and I will tell you what kind of action is there and what the ethnicity of ladies you will most likely be poking. There are two areas of Hong Kong where all of the action is; Wan Chai and Kowloon. Both have their appeal, it really just depends what your style is. Wan Chai caters to white men and other foreigners, while Kowloon caters more to Hong Kong-Chinese, although foreigners are more than welcome to partake.
I will break Kownloon into 3 sub-sections; Tsim Tsa Shui, Temple Street, and Yau Ma Tei, which is the region between the Jordan and Prince Edward MTR stations. Regardless of which part you decide to go to, both are easily accessible by public transportation and aren’t that far apart from one another. There’s no need to take a cab, which are pricey, unless you really want to.
You have three areas in Kowloon where p4p action is readily available;
Tsim Tsa Shui
Yau Ma Tei, which is the area between the Jordan (south) and Prince Edward (north) MTR stations.
Tsim Tsa Shui (pronounced, Chim-Cha-Shway)
There are two stations in the TTS area. East Tsim Tsa Shui and Tsim Tsa Shui they are very close to each other, but are completely different lines. On Nathan Road there is a building called Chungking Mansions that is rather infamous for it’s cheap hostels, Indian touts and Africans. This is the breeding ground of all the sleaze-filled fun in the area.
At night you can find several African FLs, the quality is certainly hit or miss tho. I fucked a Ugandan broad I met in this area who was actually sweet and very cute, but I wouldn’t say she is the norm. The going rate for these chicks is $300, but they will initially ask for a lot more, so now you know.
There are also a good number of ladies in the area offering massages, all of them are Chinese, some look good, and some are very old. I have never gone with one of these ladies, but knowing HK like I do, extra services are available.
You will also find on the websites (posted above) that there are a few walk-ups in the area as well. I haven’t tried any of them, but I imagine they are similar to the ones between Jordan and Prince Edward.
Finally, there are a good number of restaurants and regular pubs in the TTS area; almost all of the staff will be Filipino so communication is not a problem. Most of the bars DO add on a %10 service charge to your bill. Places like Hair of the Dog and Fatt’s Place are ones that I frequent. If you want solid Mexican food Tequila Jack’s is good too.
Temple Street, Hong Kong
Temple Street is a night market that is just North of the Jordan MTR station and West of Nathan Road. On both sides of the street itself there will be vendor stalls on both sides selling all kinds of shit. ALL of the fun lurks on the sidewalks behind these stalls. You will see many PRC freelancers in this area just standing around. These women typically DO NOT speak English and A LOT of them won’t even acknowledge a foreigner. Some of the women you see in this area are very good looking so trust me you will be tempted to approach them. I know they charge the HK-Chinese men around $200, but I was quoted $300 once AND she didn’t have her own room so I passed.
So you’re a Cheap Charlie you say!?!?! Well, Temple Street is your playground! Aside from the PRC freelancers you will see ANCIENT Chinese ladies sitting on stools next to doorways that lead to stairs that look like those in a horror movie. These lovely old ladies are running brothels. These brothels have Thai ladies and are damn cheap with a going rate of only $150-160. Most of these brothels have at least 3 women, sometimes as many as 5 or 6.
These old ladies won’t solicit you, because these brothels are illegal, but will be more than happy to take you upstairs if you ask them, “have lady?” It all looks a lot shadier than it really is. I have done this several times and never had any problems with the service or being overcharged. Considering how cheap it is, I’ll admit that at first I wasn’t sure if these chicks were trafficked there and being held captive. After talking with them it appears that they are there under their own will and even do visa runs to Macau to stay another month. Finally, you can give them a tip, but are not expected to (no Asian man), sometimes I do give them $50 and they are always very pleased with this.
There really isn’t much else going on along Temple Street aside from a couple Crab restaurants. The night market itself, along with the proper stores, does have some good deals on electronics. So it’s definitely worth checking out if you want to do to some shopping.
Yau Ma Tei (pronounced Yow-Ma-Tay)
The area of Yau Ma Tei spans from Prince Edward MTR (North) and Tsim Tsa Shui (South), this whole area is infested with sex and I would recommend you walk the whole area. You will see plenty of freelancers standing around. The knock of the freelancers is that ALL of them are PRCs so you can forget about them speaking English.
Along with the freelancers there are several spa/massage type places. Full service is certainly on the menu and the prices are in the $500-1000 range. The most famous place is one called 37 Dundas Street, I’ve been there once and the price I was quoted was roughly $500. I did not partake because all the women they showed me were a little on the old side.
The best thing about Yau Ma Tei is that this is the area where you will find MOST of the walk up buildings, like lots of them! Most of the walk-ups in Yau Ma Tei are conveniently located next to a MTR station so getting there is not a problem. The best way to do the walk-ups is to use one of the websites I mentioned previously and go from there.
The other options in Yau Ma Tei are the brothels. The signs on these brothels will say different prices and they will also have a menu that lists what kind of women they have and how much they cost. Ignore them. The going rate for sex action is $390 and you will only be able to get PRCs. Typically they will present 3 or 4 of them for you to choose. Every time I’ve gone to one of these places this has been the case.
How do you find these brothels? Well here are some pictures to give you an idea. Just look for a sign that looks like this (or similar) and walk right in. The area in which most of these brothels are located are on Portland Street and Shanghai Street with a few scattered further out.
This area is great for shopping, eating out and even drinking. The restaurants and bars in this area cater to Hong Kong Chinese, but they will have menus in English AND you don’t have to worry about tipping. You will probably be the only foreigner in a lot of them, but don’t worry Hong Kong Chinese are NOTHING like their PRC cousins….. in that they don’t eat and act like animals when having a meal. 🙂
Wan Chai is located on Hong Kong Island, which is quite easy to get to by the subway. On Hong Kong Island you have what is considered to be the city center, Central. West of that is what a lot of people call “old Hong Kong” in Kennedy Town. To the East of Central is an area called Wan Chai, which is were the red light district is located.
To start off, I will discuss the boring part of this section. Lan Kwai Fong is a nightlife area that is located in Central. This is the place to go if you don’t want to deal with hookers. There are several bars all clustered in this area so it’s very easy to walk from one to the other.
On weekend nights, Lan Kwai Fong transforms into a block party. The streets are filled with people drinking on the street and there are a couple nearby 7/11s fully stocked with booze. This is a much cheaper route to go if you choose to party in LKF on the weekend and there are PLENTY of chicks (mostly HK-Chinese and White) drinking there too. LKF is easy to find and get to, you just take the MTR and get off at Central and take exit C. Signs will literally point you in right direction from there….or simply ask someone. So if you’re all about “game”, Lan Kwai Fong is your best option. Sign up for Hong Kong Cupid to meet some local cuties. 🙂
Now, onto the madness that takes place on Lockhart Road. You get to the red light area by taking the MTR to Wan Chai and take exit C (Lockhart Road). I will break this down in sub-sections. The Wan Chai nightlife area takes place on two main streets; Lockhart Road where a majority of the action is and Jaffe Road.
Bars in Hong Kong
There are several watering holes located in Wan Chai and MOST of them have ladies “hanging out”. These ladies are almost always from either The Philippines or Indonesia and believe it or not it can be hard tell who’s from where! My two favorite places to go are the Queen Elizabeth and Misty’s. These are standard bars, that don’t have a service charge and there are no lady drinks so are great for happy hour, or having a drink before hitting the discos.
Go-Go Bars in Hong Kong
There are several go-go bars along Lockhart Road and the ladies working there are either from Thailand or The Philippines and they are racially segregated. So you won’t ever see an LBFM shaking her ass next to a Thai so don’t even contemplate the thought!
I wont beat around the bush in saying it’s best to avoid these places unless you have a ton of cash you don’t care about wasting it. Your beer will be cheap, about $25 and hers will cost about $150 (that’s almost $20 USD). You will most likely be the only punter there so they will be verrrry aggressive about you buying a lady drink for someone. If you want to take a lady from the bar, the bar fine is about $3,000, yes you read that right. Seriously, don’t waste your time at the places, just don’t!
Hooker Discos in Hong Kong
There are several discos located in the Wan Chai area. Most of the ladies in these discos are, once again, either LBFMs or Indonesian. These clubs do have a lady drink policy and they aren’t cheap, in fact your drink wont be that cheap either. Unlike the go-gos, you won’t be the only punter there so you be swarmed by an aggressive mamasan urging you to buy a lady drink. The other good thing is that there is no bar fine. These chicks do get a commission from the bar for lady drinks, but their involvement with the bar ends there. They are free to come and go from disco to disco. The price these ladies charge varies on so many things, but I will tell you that $1,000 is typically the minimum.
One good thing about the discos is that not all of them have a dj playing shitty dance music. A few of the discos have house bands and being that a majority of their clientele are white guys over 40 they play rock. My favorite disco is Amazonia. It’s not the best talent wise, but the bands there typically play hard rock (even METAL!), which I prefer, and there’s one band there that has this HOT LBFM singer that I’m totally in love with.
If variety is what you crave and don’t mind paying EXTRA for it. Two discos, Hong Kong Cafe and Escape (both located on Jaffe Road) have what you are looking for. You will find top-tier talent from all over the globe, but they ARE NOT CHEAP. You can expect to pay at least $3,000 for these broads, but I will vouch that a majority of them are in fact, HOT.
In regards to admission, sometimes you will see a sign that say’s $500 cover charge, this “cover charge” is used with discretion; white guys don’t have to worry about it, if you’re black, Indian, Middle-Eastern, etc., they MAY ask you to pay or insist on you buying a drink. I’m white and it’s never been an issue for me, therefore I’m not an expert on this policy. It really does change from club to club.
Well, there’s only one that I know of, but it’s the biggest! The Fuji building is located on Lockhart Road, less than a mile East of the red light area. You absolutely MUST check out the Fuji Building, it’s 22 floors and 18 of them are home to one-woman brothels, with between five and eight of them on each floor. So in a nutshell, you have over 100 whores in one building and it’s completely LEGAL! Prices start at $500 and it’s the same deal as the walk-ups you’ll find in Kowloon, so have at it!
Massage Parlors in Hong Kong
You will find massage parlors all over Wan Chai, the ethnicity varies, but a majority of them will be PRCs…..even if it say’s, “Thai Massage”. I have never received anything more than an actual massage in Wan Chai so I’m not the best source for how much it costs for boom-boom at these establishments.
Almost all of the LBFMs and Indonesian ladies in Hong Kong are legally employed as domestic helpers and Sunday is typically their (only) day off. Well what better way to spend your day than going to Wan Chai to find yourself a Western boyfriend customer?
Sunday, starting at about noon, really is a FUNday in Wan Chai. Most of the bars on Lockhart Road open, some even transform themselves into discos, to accommodate the madness. A majority of the ladies you come across on Sunday are not hardened and bring a great vibe to the bars. Most ARE looking for boyfriends, but are realistic enough to know that finding a customer is more realistic. Prices really do vary, as I mentioned a lot the girls aren’t true hookers. I’d say $1,000 is the typical starting price and you are likely to receive the GFE. Sunday FUNday in Wan Chai is a must, even if you don’t get a girl.