What’s up guys!

Let’s talk Cambodia. I recently had a blast exploring that country and I never really posted any stories about my adventures there. In this post I will talk about the mongering scene in Sihanoukville.

Sihanoukville is a grotty little beach town with a wild west vibe. Cambodia as a whole seems to be a polarizing place. Guys either love it or hate it. I always enjoy my time there, but I’m always happy to leave. I’ve been to Sihanoukville, Phnom Penh and Siem Reap and if I had to choose a place to live it would be Sihanoukville.

Not sure how things would go if I tried living there long term… On one hand, I think I would lose my mind dealing with the shitty internet, power outages and long rainy season.

On the other hand, I barely scratched the surface of this town and I’m sure it would only get better once I learned my way around. Plus it’s developing at a decent pace so it would be exciting to witness the changes taking place down there.

OK, enough rambling. Let’s talk about mongering in Sihanoukville, Cambodia. Here are your mongering options in “Snooky.”

Where To Find Freelance Hookers in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

My favorite option for renting pussy in Snooky is freelance prostitutes. This can be a dangerous option so please proceed with caution. Getting drugged by hookers is fairly common in Cambodia and sometimes the guys never wake up…

These girls are whores and petty thieves, they are not trained anesthesiologists. They don’t know what kind of drugs they’re giving you or how much you should take. Just keep an eye on your drinks and lock up all valuables.

It’s probably a good idea to have a wing man when you’re out partying as well. A lot of girls would always ask me “you come here alone?” I’m not sure if they were wondering if I had a girlfriend or if I had a male friend with me… I would always tell them “yes my friend is with me, he’s on his way now.” I want them to think I have reinforcements on the way just in case they were thinking of trying some shady shit…

That said, most of the hookers I met in Sihanoukville seemed sweet and friendly enough. I had a few good short time shags for $20 and the performance was decent. Nothing spectacular, but they were cute and it certainly got the job done.

The best place to meet freelancers is at the bars down on Serendipity beach. The nightlife is a bit of a circus down on Serendipity beach and you will see a bit of everything down there…

Drugged out back packers. Thieves and scammers. Beggars. Skanky meth head hookers. Ladyboys. Sounds grim but believe it or not, there are a handful of cute freelancers who show up on the beach around 11pm.

These girls are all decked out in their little mini skirts as if they are heading to the hottest club in a big city. But no, they are looking for drunk back packers who are willing to pay them $25 per shag.

Surprisingly, I didn’t see many mongers on the beach at night. It was a very young crowd down there. Most of the older gentleman seemed to prefer the beer bars. OK that brings me to the next mongering option in Sihanoukville.

Beer Bars in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

There are several main areas for beer bars in Snooky. The most popular seemed to be Victory Hill. It’s a small street full of creepy little beer bars. Some of these places have a shit load of girls working there. Girls outnumbered customers 10 to 1 when I was there. Maybe it was rainy season or the storm kept people away? Regardless, there were plenty of girls up there.

The next beer bar complex is right across from the Golden Lions Statue at the roundabout. This is a small complex of tiny bars that also seemed dead while I was there. Again, maybe it was the time of year. Hopefully some Snooky veterans will comment about this in the forum discussion.

There is another beer bar complex down a side street on the other side of the Golden Lions roundabout. I believe this one is called the “Golden Lion Plaza.” Same basic deal as the other areas. Bunch of ratty little bars with a hand full of girls working.

I didn’t see many stunners but I did spot quite a few cute girls I wouldn’t mind taking for a spin. People say the mongering sucks in Sihanoukville but I’d like to ask them, sucks compared to what? Bangkok? Pattaya? Well yeah of course! But compared to any other small beach town of it’s size Sihanoukville has some decent options!

Massage Parlors in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

I went into a few massage parlors and they were hit or miss. Several of them straight up refused my suggestion to massage my rod. 🙁 That’s always awkward and somewhat defeating… Jeez, can’t even get my cock rubbed in this grimy little beach town?

Of course, some of the places will offer you a good rub and tug so you just have to look around. Massage skills vary greatly from girl to girl so I suggest finding one you like and sticking with her. Maybe even get her phone number to order her in call. 😉

KTVs in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

Asians are crazy about karaoke. Western clientele are more into the beer bar scene. Playing pool, sports on TV, chatting over some cold drinks. But Asians want to get hammered and sing at the top of their lungs. If you’re into that then Snooky has you covered!

There are KTVs all over the place ranging from high end luxurious places to little run down shacks. All of these places will have sexy girls working inside. Apparently you pay these broads to hang out with you and party all night. Then at the end of the night you can negotiate to take them home. I hear this is how it works although I’ve never been inside…

If you’re feeling adventurous there is one street across from the Golden Lions roundabout that is loaded with KTVs. I believe the locals refer to it as KTV street.

Literally dozens of them and you can see they are empty with girls waiting inside… I’m curious if I could just pop in there for a quick shag and skip the whole singing, food and drinks part. Maybe I’ll try on my next trip.

Or maybe I’ll have a party there with some friends. Chug some Angkor beers, eat fruit platters and sing some old rock songs while I squeeze some tan boobies. Not a bad night out I suppose. 😀

Creepy Brothels in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

There are creepy ass brothels all over the city. Every tuk tuk driver you meet will offer you ladies… But these guys sketch me out so I always politely decline their offers. Who knows where they would bring you… I’m not trying to walk into a robbery or some shit. I prefer to explore on my own two wheels, whether that’s wise or not.

I did some research and set out looking for the famous “blue mountain” brothel area. I’m not sure if I found the right place… But I did find a little street full of brothels. I will be giving my members a map of this exact location so stay tuned for that post. If you’re not a member please sign up here. I would love to have you as a member of the tribe!

Mongering Adventures in Sihanoukville, Cambodia – Searching For “Blue Mountain.”

I drove down this one street during the day time and it was dead… I made eye contact with one old lady standing outside and she screamed at me “wanna fuck?” I was startled by this and I kept on driving. Do I want to fuck her??? Certainly not. But then it dawned on me that this could be the mamasan. OK I’ll swing past here at night time…

Sure enough, night time this street was a hive of activity. I saw a handful of beat up skanks sitting around outside. Several ladyboys whistled at me from across the street. Sketchy looking Khmer dudes sitting around on motorbikes. The place had a real ‘get your throat slashed and get robbed’ type of vibe about it.

To be honest, I’ve never felt threatened or sketched out in all my years roaming around south east Asia, but this place gave me the creeps… I just knew that the people there are very poor and desperate. I suspect if something happened to me… nobody would help…

So I did what any sensible person would do… I parked in front of the place with the most girls and walked inside! 😀 Still wearing my full face helmet, I pointed to the hottest chick there and asked “how much?” She said $25. I said $20 and she screamed at me NO!!! WTF, so much for bargaining…

At this point I was sketched out and scared for my life so I just agreed to $25. She was hot… Tall, thin, white skin. I asked if she was Vietnamese and she said “no I’m Khmer.”

She looked Vietnamese with her white skin and slim build… And she acted like a stuck up cunt Vietnamese hooker. She performed like one too. Lazy, rushed and horrible attitude.

We got down to business and it was a horrible shag. She even pulled the dreaded move where she started complaining and telling me to “hurry up and finish” as soon as I started pumping her pussy…

What the fuck. Do these Khmer guys nut off in 5 seconds? Let me enjoy myself for a few minutes bitch! I’m not asking for an hour long passionate love making session but damn, give me some time here. Where else are you going to make $25 in 15 minutes you little tramp?!

Dump My Load And Run.

So then I started giving her the lines I like to say to all my filthy hookers. “That’s right sweetheart. Do your job. Take this dick. Earn your money. Make me cum now.” Finally I was able to forget about the horrible third world shack I was in and I unloaded into the condom.

Another horrible mistake is that I didn’t have exact change… I gave her a $10 and a $20 and she walked off… I knocked on the door and said where’s my change? I asked several times and she just ignored me…

I walked outside and said to the mamasan “she has my money.” She gave me a dirty look and went back to chatting with the other chicken heads who were slurping down their noodles outside… Fuckin cunts.

I walked back in and asked her again… “HELLO. MONEY. NOW.” She turned and yelled at me “what do you want?!?!”

I grabbed her by her wrist, pulled her close and whispered into her ear in a serious tone. “YOU GIVE ME MY MONEY RIGHT NOW….”

This finally did the trick. She reached into her pocket and pulled out a $5 bill. She slapped it into my hand and stormed off throwing a temper tantrum. For fucks sake I felt like I was back in Vietnam!

Hey I’m no cheap charlie but if some cunt is going to complain the whole time and then try to rip me off she can go to hell… I’m not putting up with it.

I know it’s a filthy brothel in a third world country but it’s still a business. They should learn how to give good service and treat customers right. I swear these people have shit for brains. If a business treated customers like this in America it would be deserted and closed within weeks.

The next night I went trolling down this street again and all the girls shouted for me to come inside. Fuck that! You must be crazy! Dumb bitches!

I went to another place across the street. Smaller, dirtier, only two girls working. Very unenthusiastic performance but at least she didn’t complain and try to rob me. Sigh… Not the best mongering experiences up there, but I was able to unload and the girls were pretty cute. I came, I saw, I conquered.

The Chicken Ranch in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

Where the fuck is this place? I heard legends of $5 shags on a dirt road by the sea port. I wanted to make my family proud and scratch this great accomplishment off my bucket list but I couldn’t find the place. Maybe they shut it down? Who knows. Comment if you know anything about it.

In Summary – Renting Pussy in Sihanoukville, Cambodia

In my opinion, Sihanoukville isn’t a “mongering destination.” Some websites tout it as such and I think that’s why guys are disappointed with the place. If you want easy sex with pretty women then head to Pattaya, Bangkok or Phuket. It’s relatively safe there. The mongering is top quality and you have more options then you could handle in a lifetime.

Sihanoukville is a cool place to chill out and relax. I understand why someone would retire there or even hang there as a digital nomad. It’s rough around the edges but it’s cheap, has beautiful beaches and it has enough pussy to keep a man satisfied.

You can get laid plenty in Snooky, but you’re better off in Thailand if you’re looking for a wild vacation. Even Phnom Penh will have more lookers.

If you need to get laid in Sihanoukville, I recommend sticking with the freelancers or the beer bars. Just stay on your guard with these girls and I wouldn’t keep them in your room with any valuables laying around. Better safe then sorry…