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Gather around, it’s story time again here at Single Man’s Paradise. Today I will tell you about the cheapest piece of pussy I ever boned.

Of course, I’ve gotten lots of free Asian pussy on my favorite dating website Asian Dating. There are several girls on that site that were happy to meet me at my room and fuck on the first date. No dinner, no drinks, nothing! 😀 It doesn’t always work out like that but it’s more common then you think.

But this story is about the cheapest pay for play situation I’ve experienced in Asia.

This story takes place in Da Nang, Vietnam. After a night out for dinner and drinks I decided to take a walk along the beach. It was about 11:00pm and the beach was pretty quiet.

I saw a Vietnamese girl sitting in the shadows alone… As I walked by I could clearly see she was drinking a beer and smoking a cigarette. Hmmm… Alone, drinking, smoking… My hooker radar was going off. I decided to approach and say hello.

I said hi and asked if I could sit down next to her. She smiled and said OK yes! I wanted to get a good look to be sure it wasn’t a ladyboy… Nope, definitely a female.

She was probably in her late 30’s, a little chubby but not terrible looking. I hate broads who smoke but she didn’t look like a drug addict or anything… With no other options for pussy that night, she would have to do!

After some small talk I asked her if she would like to take a ride with me. To where??? – she said. To my room, I replied. 😀

Ohh what we do there? – she asked. “I want you to suck my dick” and I placed her hand on my hard cock.

She smiled and said ohh wow! And kept massaging my hard cock through my pants. We never discussed money and I was ready to go. I just said OK come on let’s go, I’ll give you 100,000… Which is about $4.65 USD.

I was fully expecting some kind of price haggling but to my surprise, she never said a word. Maybe she didn’t hear me? Surely she wanted more then 100,000 and I would have happily paid several times that. Without a word we climbed onto my bike and sped off into the night.

Once back at my hotel I quickly walked past the half asleep staff at the front desk. Many hotels in Vietnam are NOT guest friendly and I was in no mood for the bullshit. It had been several days since I blew my load and I needed a release.

Luckily, the staff didn’t care or was too tired to notice as we walked by and up to my room. Once inside I took a quick shower and laid on the bed so I could be serviced. My whore was sitting on the bed texting with her piece of shit $2 Nokia phone. I looked at it and I saw the name of a western male… Is everything OK?

She said oh yes I am just texting my friend, he is waiting for me. I said oh where is he waiting for you? Our hotel she says…

She traveled to Da Nang with a western man… Boyfriend or sponser… Who knows.

She said he was sleeping in the room and she felt bored so she went to the beach… And ended up with my dick in her mouth! Be careful about letting your girl out at night. 😀

This chick was wearing jeans and a jacket. I didn’t even try to get her naked. She wasn’t hot and I didn’t care to see her body. Just needed to get my dick sucked and I’m not picky about who does the job. A fat old lady is just fine by me! 😀

She quickly got to work on my pole. It was a lazy, boring blowjob. She couldn’t even suck me much further then the tip and I knew that I would never nut off with this horrible performance. After a good ten minutes I decided I’m going to bang this broad and get it over with.

I pulled off her clothes and ran to get a condom. She wasn’t bad looking naked… Little bit of a beer belly covered in stretch marks. Had a few tattoos which is a turn off… Ahh well for less then $5 I can’t complain. 😀

I mounted her missionary and got to work. I was pounding away on this whore and I was worried the hotel staff would get upset about the noise. Finally I pulled out, yanked off the rubber and splashed my seed all over her tits. Mission accomplished.

We both got dressed without a word and she headed for the door. I said hey almost forgot! Then handed her the 100,000vnd.

Honestly, I think she would have gone for free. Maybe she’s just bored with her boyfriend / sponser and wanted to get pounded out by a young stud. Ahh well that 100,000 should get her a bowl of Pho and a taxi back to her man’s hotel. 😀

Lessons Learned

You don’t know if you don’t try. Yes this story was about a cheap hooker but the lesson goes for anything in life from business to women. If you’re a shy guy who’s scared to approach women, then you wont be getting laid much.

The past few years has tought me to just approach every hot chick and see where it goes. Sometimes you will get rejected… Sometimes you will be balls deep in her within an hour of saying hello! You really don’t know unless you give it a shot.

Mongering is fun! You all know how much I love dating good girls. Asian Dating is my favorite place to meet young sexy Asian girls… But sometimes dating is a hassle. There’s times where I want to get laid NOW and not wait through a long boring date with dinner and drinks. Read my post about How Banging Hookers Will Make You More Productive.

There’s a time and a place for both… But having the option at any time of day to visit a blowjob bar, massage parlor or hot toc for a quick release is great for my lifestyle. Simply drain that poisonous fluid out of my sack and my mind is now clear from chasing pussy for another five hours.

My sex drive really puts a strain on my business goals. It’s not good to be texting young Asian sluts all day flirting and setting up dates. Just pay a whore to suck you off and move onto something more productive.

Asia is amazing! South east Asia is Single Man’s Paradise. It’s my playground and my lifestyle here is something I could only fantasize about back in the states. Whether you want to relax on tropical islands, explore new cities or sleep with the most beautiful women on earth, it’s all here for you to enjoy. Life is good!