Gather around my friends. I would like to share one of the many funny stories I have from my time spent in Thailand.

March 2013 I was staying on Ko Phangan island. One night at a beach party I spotted a beautiful Thai girl. Tall, white skin, beautiful face. She had long sexy legs with a pair of jean shorts cut so short that you could see the bottom of her ass cheeks hanging out.

She was wearing a skin tight wife beater tank top and her big fake tits were busting out of the top. Her rock hard nipples were poking out of the see through fabric. MY GOD…. I had to have her.

I made my way through the crowd and approached her. I asked her to have a drink with me and she quickly agreed. At this point I know she is a working girl and after several minutes of small talk I tell her my room is down the beach and I want her to come with me.

She agreed but said her friend had to come too. She waved her friend over to join us at the bar.

Her friend was a fat, stumpy troll with stretch marks and tattoos. YUCK!!! After a short argument I agreed but her friend had to wait outside.

Once back at my room they both came running inside and pulled drinks out of the mini bar. OK fuck it. They are both here so I decided I am going to fuck them both!

I gave them each 1,000 Baht and got naked. They both dropped to their knees and began blowing me. Hey this is fun!!! My first threesome!!! I quickly grabbed my iPhone and began filming the action.

Fast forward 20 minutes… I just shot my load all over the hot girls ass and jumped in the shower. Once I get out I see the ugly one is missing… Where did she go? I asked. Ohh she is waiting for me on the beach…

Hmmmm they could not be apart before and now she is in a hurry to leave… That’s strange, but no big deal. I see my wallet and phone are still here so I don’t care.

Once she gets dressed and leaves I go to grab a beer. Mini bar is empty! Here is what they stole from me… 3 Heineken Beers, 3 Singha Beers, 3 Bacardi Breezers, 1 can of Pringles chips, 1 bag of Oreo cookies and a towel!!!

The bitch must have laid a towel on the ground and loaded it up with everything in the mini bar then ran out to the beach! Filthy whores! It’s a funny story but it could have been much worse. If it was my computer, phone or my wallet I would have been fucked!

Lesson learned. Be very careful about bringing strangers back to your room. Lock up all valuables!

I find girls are more timid and easy to keep an eye on when they are alone. When they team up they may try some shit they wouldn’t have the courage to pull on their own.

Most hotels in bigger cities have a reception area where they ask for the girls ID. I recommend doing this whenever possible.

Also, if your room has a safe use it to lock up your wallet, phone, laptop and other valuables.

One time I was taking a shower and I opened the bathroom door a crack to check on the Thai girl waiting in my room. I caught her creeping through my desk drawers!

I asked her, “What are you looking for? A slap in the mouth?”

Be careful guys! These day’s I don’t even bring hookers back to my room. If I need one I will visit a massage shop or BJ bar.

I would rather go on this website and date good Thai Girls.

Skins