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Story time here at Single Man’s Paradise. Today I will tell you about the first Chinese snapper I ever fucked. It was one of the greatest days of my life! πŸ˜€

This story took place in Chiang Mai, Thailand. I was on my first trip to Thailand and I was having the time of my life! I traveled all over the country for three months and I covered a lot of ground. It really was a life changing experience and it’s the reason why I live in South East Asia to this day!

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Mid April is the Thai New Year, also known as the Songkran Festival. For 3-5 days the country celebrates New Years by having a gigantic water fight! It really is the wildest party I have been to. You all must put this Songkran Festival on your bucket list. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed!

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I asked a bunch of locals “where is the best place in Thailand to celebrate Songkran?” The votes were unanimous. Everyone said Chiang Mai has the best party for Songkran. OK I’m sold! I jumped on a cheap flight to the northern city of Chiang Mai and settled into a hotel room.

Chiang Mai is extremely busy for Songkran so it’s best to book your hotel in advance. I was lucky enough to find a room last minute and it was in a great location.Β I stayed at the M Hotel Chiang Mai which is directly next to the Thapae Gate, which is ground zero for all festivities in Chiang Mai. My day would usually go like this…

Wake up around 10am all hung over from the night before. Put on my swim suit, T shirt and flip flops. Load up my water gun with water. Step outside and immediately get a bucket of ice water splashed on me. πŸ˜€ Walk across the street to where the food vendors are set up. Order Pad Thai.Β Hide behind a tree and quickly eat.

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Mmmm Thai food.

Then I would make my way through the crowd to one of the bars. It’s a full on war so be prepared to get soaking wet and bring along a strong super soaker to shoot back! πŸ˜€ By 11:00AM I was tipping back the beers. Then I would start texting Thai girls from Thai Cupid and Thai Friendly. Everyone is out and about for Songkran so it’s a great time to meet new girls! Plus they are all in party mode so I was spearing Thai cuties but the dozen.

I would tell them all I’m partying near Thapae gate, then I would wait for the calls. Sometimes 5-6 would text me “hi I’m here.” Then I would have to decide which one to meet! Nice to have options. πŸ™‚

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After having a few beers and partying for a while I would usually say let’s go to my room and dry off… I had a nice room right next to the action so it was a two minute walk. From there it was as easy as taking my shorts off. πŸ˜› Once I got a girl back to my room all wet to take a shower it was a 100% success rate. Fun times! πŸ™‚

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On this afternoon I was repeating my usual routine. This time I entered the main party area and made my way into the crowd. The main street in front of Thapae gate is shut down for traffic and it’s full of people. They have several stages set up with DJs, dancing girls and people spraying water. It really is a wild scene! πŸ˜€

I started getting sprayed directly in the face by a powerful water gun. At first I wanted to kick someones ass but then I realized it was a group of cute girls spraying me. I immediately smiled and returned fire with my super soaker. My water gun, not my cock, but that happened later. πŸ˜‰

After a short battle I walked over and introduced myself. It turns out there girls were Chinese! There was a group of six people from Guangzhou. They were in Chiang Mai for a holiday.

It was three cute girls and three dudes…Β It seemed everyone was paired up so I didn’t pursue any of the girls right away. Just had a chat with them. Everyone was very friendly and spoke good English. Even the guys welcomed me with open arms. After playing in the water fight for a while we all walked over to a nearby bar for some beers.

We started pounding the beers and these Chinese guys could drink. One of the Chinese girls said that her friend likes me… Of course, the whole group can speak English EXCEPT the one that likes me…. Just my luck! πŸ™

Fast Forward To Night Time

I hit it off with this group and ended up hanging out with them all day. The sun set and we were still bar hopping and drinking. I’m pretty sure everyone in the country was piss drunk at this point. I advise staying off the roads during Songkran… There’s always hundreds of deaths during Songkran every year.

Anyways, we all walked back to the Chinese peoples hotel. They were staying in a very nice hotel in the old city. They had a nice pool on the ground level and everyone immediately jumped in. One of the Chinese guys pulled a bottle of Tequila out of nowhere and we all started taking shots. At this point I was beyond drunk but I’ll be damned if I let some five foot tall Chinese guys out drink me!

We went shot for shot for damn near half the bottle. One of the Chinese guys stopped swimming, leaned over the side of the pool and puked all over the sidewalk. Everyone was being super loud and obnoxious.

The Thai girl working reception came outside and said “can you please be quiet, other guests are sleeping.” Everyone completely ignored her and eventually she walked away. One of the Chinese guys dropped the bottle of Tequila next to the pool and it smashed all over the place. Fuckin broken glass all over the side walk next to the pool… Honestly I was relieved because I didn’t want anymore god damn Tequila.

I sat down next to the girl who had a crush on me… She was pretty and tall. She was google translating something on her phone and I had no patience for that shit. One of the Chinese guys said to her “hey do you want to suck his dick???” while pointing at me. Then he said it in Chinese. She was obviously embarrassed and looked away.

 

Then he looked at me and said “she likes you! Do you want to fuck her? You can! You can use our room.” I thanked him for his kind offer but I wasn’t comfortable with that arrangement. Who knows what these animals are up to. They would probably come crashing through the door just as I was about to nut.

Finally I pulled out my phone and translated a message… “Let’s go for a walk.” She smiled and nodded… I said goodbye to the group and we walked out into the streets of the old city. I brought her straight to my hotel which was a short walk down the street.

Once inside I faced zero resistance as I stripped her clothes off and mounted her. Mmmm my first Chinese pussy, I thought as I slid my hard cock into her hairy snapper. Her body was tight and she was really good in bed. After a brief time pumping her missionary she got on top and rode my dick good and rough until I blasted off. πŸ˜›

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Shortly after we got dressed and I walked her back to her hotel. I said goodbye and ran off before the others could see me… I just didn’t want to hear their shit. What a great day! πŸ˜€

So that was my first piece of Chinese pussy. It sure was a memorable day! Damn I had so much fun on that first trip. Thailand is an amazing place where all your wildest fantasies can come true!

Have you guys ever boinked a Chinese broad? Ever get any non Thai pussy while in Thailand? There’s a lot of tourist there who are looking to hook up! There’s something for every mans taste.

-Skins