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Beware Angry Old Expats in South East Asia

The other night I pulled up to a bar in the back packer ghetto of Saigon. There were several old foreigners sitting outside a bar drinking beers. As I walked in one of them locked eyes with me. I gave him the customary nod to say hello, without actually saying hello....

Virgin Asian Teen Gives Amazing Hand Job

Last week I met a new broad from Vietnam Cupid. Super cute and friendly. 19 year old college student with an innocent farm fresh look. Petite body with a pretty smile. Just my type. 🙂 We met for coffee for about an hour and that was it. We were texting daily for...

My First STD in Asia

Gather around gentlemen… Today I’m going to tell you a scary story. This story begins in Bangkok, Thailand. The year was 2014. I was staying in the Grand President Hotel on Sukhumvit Soi 11. This was my first full year in Thailand and I was living the high life....

“I Know You From The Website” – Dating Adventures in Saigon

The other night I stopped into a bar for a few drinks. As I ordered my first beer I noticed a pretty girl staring at me from across the bar. She was working promotion for Saigon Beer. These beer companies hire cute Vietnamese girls and stick them in little dresses to...

Exotic Massage in Bangkok, Thailand Review

Bob here again and this time I am going to tell you about my very first oily massage experience. Yes, that may be hard to believe, but I have not been to an oily, soapy, or rub and tug establishment. Well, there's a first time for everything and my first time took...

Finding Farm Fresh Pussy On The Way Home!

The other night I went out for some beers. It was about 11:30pm as I got back to my neighborhood. As I was riding down the street I looked over and saw a girl riding her motorbike along side of me. We locked eyes and smiled at each other. I waved and said hello. She...

Searching For a Girlfriend in Paradise

I'm looking for a girlfriend. That's right, I'm tired of juggling a bunch of random women! Ok let's not get crazy here... I'm not looking to settle down. No marriage or children in my future. 🙂 Just saying that I would like to find one smoking hot chick who is cool...

I’m In Love With A Deaf Girl

I met this really cute chick on Vietnam Cupid. She's one of the hottest chicks I've ever hooked up with in Saigon. 19 years old and sweet as pie. We were chatting for a while then she messaged me "I'm deaf." "Really? It's ok sweetheart..." I was surprised, but it...