Phuket is one of Thailand’s most popular islands. There is a lot to love about this beautiful island in the south. Great beaches, rockin nightlife and more pussy then one man can handle for the rest of his life!

I had a blast in Phuket and I hope to return someday soon. Here is my official location review of Phuket, Thailand.

Phuket Women Rating: 5/5

Phuket is the most developed island in Thailand with a population of over 500,000 people. As you can imagine, there are plenty of good girls living and working on the island. During my short stay I went on several dates with girls I met online.

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I also met several nice girls who were working at the hotels I stayed. They seemed like nice sweet girls. One agreed to meet me after work for dinner. We had a good time but I never did bang her. She worked at the hotel I was staying at and she did not want to be seen going home with a farang at her work! Poor planning on my part. Regardless, if you want to date a good girl there are plenty of options on Phuket.

Whore Mongering in Phuket, Thailand

If you are a whore monger you will also love Phuket! Bangla Road in Patong Beach is absolutely fuckin crazy. I would say it’s better then any red light districts in Bangkok and it even beats Walking Street in Pattaya.

That’s a bold statement, I know… But you have to see Bangla Road to believe it. There are thousands of working girls packed into this one street. Some of the beer bar complexes are the size of a damn Walmart. I came across so many stunners out there my neck was sore from looking at all of them. Some real talent on Phuket! 🙂

GoGo bars, discotheques packed with freelancers and more massage shops then you can count. You will have no trouble draining your balls in Phuket.

Whether you want to meet a good girl and have a relationship or you want to party like a rock star and have a threesome every night, Phuket has you covered! Phuket scores a perfect women rating of 5/5.

Phuket Cost of Living: 3/5

Phuket is the most expensive place I’ve been in Thailand. However, I did stay in the middle of the tourist trap and I wasn’t there long. I’m sure if you get away from Patong beach things are much cheaper.

I still managed to stay in a decent hotel close to the action for under 1,000 baht per night. You can check out the Summer Breeze Hotel here on Agoda. This location is ideal! Across from Bangla road, easy walk to the beach and the shopping malls. They are guest friendly of course. Also, the staff were some of the nicest people I’ve met in Thailand.

The ladies working downstairs are very sweet. The security guard at night is cool. He said he would warn me if I came back with a ladyboy haha! The place is managed by an American expat who was a nice guy as well. It’s not the newest hotel, but the location can’t be beat. I had a great time staying there and I will return.

If I lived in Phuket long term I would rent an apartment outside of Patong to save some cash. Just rent a cheap motorbike and ride into the town if you want some action.

Patong beach is designed to suck cash out of your pocket at every turn. I thought it was one of the most crowded, scam ridden tourist traps in all of Thailand. Great fun! But I couldn’t live there long term. My strategy for living in Single Man’s Paradise is staying close to the action, but not in the middle of it. This gives you the best balance in life.

Phuket is expensive for Thailand, but it’s not too bad relatively speaking. You can live on this beautiful tropical island and enjoy the nightlife for far less then it would cost in many major world cities. I think it’s worth it. Phuket Cost of Living 3/5

Phuket Quality of Life: 5/5

Phuket is definitely Single Man’s Paradise. It has everything a man could ask for! The beaches are gorgeous and the islands surrounding Phuket are some of the best in the world. Koh Phi Phi Ley, Koh Phi Phi Don, as well as Pileh Lagoon are some of the most beautiful places on this planet.

The island is very developed so you have pretty good infrastructure all around. This includes any western comforts you may want like luxury condos, shopping malls and nice fitness facilities.

Keep yourself busy with many of the islands activates such as training Muay Thai at one of the local training camps. Rent a motorbike and take your pretty little Thai babe to one of the awesome view points on the island. Enjoy fresh seafood on the beach and soak up the sunshine.

At night, have a few drinks then head out to Bangla road. Bar hop and visit the GoGos until some sexy Thai chick catches your eye. Bar fine her and go over to the Tiger Nightclub. Have a few more drinks and do some dancing. Maybe find another freelancer to join you and your new girlfriend. Take them home before you get too drunk… You have a lot of work to do with these ladies! Ahh another great day in Phuket. 🙂


Women: 5/5

Cost of Living: 3/5

Quality of Life: 5/5

Phuket, Thailand – Single Man’s Paradise Rating: 13/15

Phuket has it all. It scores very highly here at Single Man’s Paradise. I love a location where you can tailor make your ideal lifestyle. Whether you are a raging alcoholic and a whore monger, or you are a fitness buff who doesn’t drink and wants to find a nice girlfriend, Phuket is a great place to live.

It’s a bit more expensive then other islands in Thailand but you get what you pay for. Personally, I prefer smaller less developed islands such as Ko Samui but I would certainly live in Phuket if I had a decent monthly budget. The pros far outweigh the cons.

What do you think about Phuket? I’d love to hear your thoughts. Please comment below!