What’s up guys!

Story time here at Single Man’s Paradise. Recently I was chatting with a girl on Asian Dating. She was always very responsive but she would never meet me. I tried inviting her out several times and she was always “very busy” and would not meet up. Eventually I just let it go and decided to quit pursuing her.

A Scamming Vietnamese Whore

One day I get a random message from this chick. “Hi how are you?” Hmmm… Maybe she had a change of heart and wanted to meet me? I started chatting with her and eventually says “I’m very sad now. I have a big problem about money.”

Ahh I see… She’s fishing for help… I asked what happened and she explained that she had 5 million dong in her purse and her purse got stolen. She said it was her entire monthly salary and now she can’t pay rent or buy food.

After some back and forth chatting she asked if I could let her “borrow” some money… Of course, the answer is NO. I learned my lesson about giving girls money. I won’t be doing that again. But I will give her a “gift” is she’s willing to ride my dick. 😛

I told her I would be happy to help her if she is my girl. She quickly said “OK YES I will be your girl! When can you give me the money?!” I said slow down sweetheart… First you must come to my room. We will be lovers. Understand??? 😉

She quickly said “No cannot! No sex! Just friends!” I said OK then if you don’t want to make love then I can’t help you! Then she said “please you let me borrow 5 million and I will pay you back next month.”

Of course the answer is NO. I would never lend this stupid bitch money. I don’t even know her! I swear some of these girls have no shame. She’s online asking random guys for money… I’m SURE I’m not the only one. Beware of these broads and their sob stories…

 

Time To Have Some Fun With The Gold Digger!

I decided to play a game with her… I agreed to lend her the money. She got all excited and said really! Thank you! Then she said she actually needs 20 million dong and asked if I could let her borrow 20 million instead.

WTF really? 20 million for what?! She said that she actually lost 20 million and she needs that much instead. Unbelievable…

Can you believe this bitch? Once I agreed to 5 million she started pressing me for more… She assured me that she would pay me back in “one month.” I asked “where would you get 20 million in one month???” She said, “don’t worry! I will pay you back for sure!”

At this point I really wanted to slap her face. She’s obviously trying to scam me. Of course I would never give her a single fuckin dong, but I fear some other guys might fall for this bitches games. I’m sure some lonely old man is out there thinking this poor girl got robbed and he’s going to help save her… Don’t fall for it guys!

OK time to have a little fun! 🙂 I told her to come to my home and collect the money. This stupid cunt says she’s “busy” and instead she sends me her bank info asks me to deposit the cash for her. LOL! I agree to lend her 20 million and she doesn’t even have time to meet me… Unbelievable. At least Thai gold diggers are willing to fuck in exchange for money.

I told her the only way she can get the money is if she comes to my home. She finally agree but says “I will meet you outside. I will not go in your home.” OK fine. I gave her directions to my home… But they were fake directions! 😀

I sent her the address to some random building WAYYYY across the city. It’s about a 30 minute ride for her. She bitched and moaned about riding so far and it’s “so hot outside.” God what a useless cunt… I quietly prayed that she would crash her bike on the way.

She said she would be there at 2:00PM. My home is nowhere near that place and I’m actually at my apartment working. I’m also giggling to myself like a little kid… This is going to be funny. 😀

2:00PM rolls around and she’s right on time. I get several calls and texts from her. “I’m here now! I’m outside! You don’t make me wait!” I still couldn’t believe the way this bitch was talking to me… Unbelievable. Such a vile human being.

How does a person become such an evil cunt? She was rude the entire conversation. Here I am willing to lend her 20 million dong and she’s still ordering me around and talking down to me like I’m nothing… “OK please wait. I am coming outside now” I texted her…

15 minutes later and she’s blowing up my phone… Finally I decided to put an end to this. I sent her a text that said:

“Just joking bitch! I would never give you money! Hahahaha you stupid bitch! That’s not even my home! Go scam someone else you dumb whore! 😀” 

Then I blocked her. 🙂 She ended up texting me from her friends phone later and talking a bunch of shit like “I never really went there! I was joking the whole time! You are stupid!” Haha yeah right bitch. Her stupid ass was sitting outside there waiting for me.

OK I know this is totally immature. I’m in my thirties now… I really am too old for such nonsense… But man, this bitch was such a rude cunt! I had to fuck with her. 😀

The nerve of these whores is unbelievable. I decided I would waste her time and inconvenience her a bit. She deserves far worse then that… She’s a scamming, lying, thieving, cunt. One day she will scam the wrong man and he will give her what she deserves…

That’s it for today. Watch your ass out here. Don’t take any shit! Sometimes the biggest thieves and scammers are the ones with the prettiest faces.

Another day in paradise…

-Skins