Planning a trip to Bangkok? FUCK YEAH! On a tight budget? No problem, I got you covered! This post is for you whore mongers out there on a budget. All this advice is FREE seeing that you need to stretch every last baht as far as it will get you. 🙂

The Cheapest Sex in Bangkok

If you are looking to bust your nut in Bangkok it’s going to cost 1,000 baht. You might be able to get sex cheaper then this but just expect to pay 1,000 a pop. Anything less then that is rare and the chick will most likely be a shagged out old skank with too much make up. Not my idea of a party.

OK let’s get into the details. I think the best value for draining your balls in Bangkok is the blow job bars. These are great establishments where you can get your pole smoked for 700-800 baht. I usually tip a few hundred so that brings the total price to 1,000 baht.

I think that’s a great deal considering you can find some real talent in these places. You can choose between an old pro or a pretty young teen. No condoms are used and they will keep on sucking until you blast your load into their mouth. It’s a wonderful experience.

My favorite blowjob bar in Bangkok is Kasalong. Read that review sometime if you’re interested.

OK so blowjobs are fun but maybe you want more… Maybe you want to have a night of wild sex with a sexy young Thai slut. I hear you man… Then your next best option is a freelancer.

Freelance prostitutes work completely independent. Meaning, they don’t work at a bar or a gogo. You wont have to pay a bar fine for them and the rates are always negotiable.

Note: Just because a girl is a freelancer doesn’t mean she’s some old toothless crack whore. In fact, some of the sexiest hookers I banged in Bangkok were freelancers I met in nightclubs. Some of these girls are solid 9’s and 10’s. One was so fine I licked her pussy and ass for an hour… Blame that on the Tequila. 😀

Where To Meet Cheap Sexy Freelance Hookers in Bangkok…

Find Escorts On Smooci.com

Another great hassle free way to find escorts in Bangkok is Smooci.com Simply visit their website, choose a date and time you are looking for action, then view what girls are available for you. The site shows you their pictures, stats and prices. Then you can book your date and even track their location by GPS. How cool is that?! The ultimate option for the busy (or lazy) man!

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Cheap Girl Friendly Hotels For Mongering

The best hotels for mongers on a budget are located on Sukhumvit Soi 4, also know as Soi Nana. Here you have plenty of filthy fun and debauchery at your doorstep 24/7. It’s also walking distance to the BTS.

I like any hotel in the Orchid group of hotels. This includes Swann Inn, Orchid Inn and the others scattered around Soi 4. You can find a clean room for 600-800 baht. It wont be luxurious, but it’s a comfortable place to crash and it’s the perfect location for some dirty fun.

Happy Ending Massage in Bangkok

Another one of my favorite ways to nut off is with a good happy ending massage. These days I just look for the fattest, oldest Thai lady to give me a massage. Fat and old usually means a good quality massage which I enjoy. When I’m getting tugged off at the end I don’t give a shit what the lady looks like.

The young cute chicks are fun to fuck but the massage is horrible. I don’t even let them put oil on me. Fucking whores in the massage parlor sucks because you pay the whore for sex plus the 400 baht for a horrible massage. Skip that shit.

I usually get a real good oil massage for 400 baht and tip 500 for a happy ending. Sometimes I just hand then 1,000 and say keep the change. Again, we are back at the 1,000 baht number.

I have been sucked off in a public bathroom by an old whore for 500 baht… But I’ll save that story for another day. 😉

So that’s my advice for guys visiting Bangkok on a budget. The hottest chicks will be found in the Gogo bars but I think the prices are outrageous. In the end it’s going to cost you about 3,000 baht for short time. That 3,000 is better spent in other places.

The GoGo dancers are all business too. Shoot your load, quick shower and they are out the door. They want to get back on that stage and find another customer.

Find a cute freelancer for 1,000 baht and party with her all night. If you’re in a rush just hit the BJ bars and massage parlors.

Bangkok is such a fun place. No city can fuck with Bangkok nightlife! Have fun guys.