What’s up Guys!

Still having a blast here in Vietnam. Lately I’ve been getting a lot of great emails from readers. Guys are asking me, where do I find hookers in Vietnam? How much is a taxi girl in Vietnam? Where can I find a blow job hot toc in Vietnam?

Rather then type long instructions to each individual I will be referring people to these posts. First let me start with Nha Trang. I’m just wrapping up another long visit in Nha Trang and I love this city. It’s cheap, beautiful and has the bet climate I’ve experienced in South East Asia. Actually it’s a bit cold for me right now.

Whore mongering in Nha Trang is pretty dull compared to a place like Bangkok. In fact, if you come here expecting action like Pattaya, Thailand then you will be sadly mistaken… But you can have some fun if you look for it. Here I will discuss the different options and what I consider the best “bang” for your buck.

Massage Parlors in Nha Trang

First up we have the massage parlors. Your standard rub and tug places are all over the city. Many places have cute young girls who would be happy to massage your cock for a tip. I’ve also gotten blowjobs and full service in several massage parlors.

Warning. Many of the shops in the tourist areas are a complete rip off. Girls will request 1,000,000VND ($50) for a hand job and often the service is horrible. I avoid the massage shops now since they are clustered around the tourist trap and prices are outrageous. Rather then give you a pleasurable experience at a fair price they would rather scam you for every dollar they can until you leave pissed off. No more massages in Vietnam for me! Nothing beats the massage scene in Thailand and I miss it!

Freelance Prostitutes in Nha Trang

Next up we have the freelance hookers roaming the streets of Nha Trang. If you’re an experienced monger these girls are easy to find. One of the hot spots is Sailing Club. Sailing club is a high end bar/restaurant/club located on the beach in Nha Trang. There’s usually a cover charge and drinks are expensive. There’s a good mix of foreigners and rich Vietnamese partying there. Saturday nights they have a beach party and the place is really rockin. It’s packed with smoking hot chicks. Great time!

Most of the girls here are good girls just out to party with their friends. However, you will always spot a few Vietnamese girls dressed slutty and smiling at every foreigner there. Feel free to strike up a conversation and see where it goes. It’s usually pretty easy to tell which girl is “working” or just hanging with friends.

The other freelance hooker hang out spot is Why Not Bar. This bar stays open all night and I always see the same pack of whores in there. These girls are decent… But they will request top dollar. Why Not Bar is usually packed with drunken tourists who are willing to pay the asking price… Therefore, you don’t have much room for negotiation. I was quoted 1,000,000VND for one hour of fun… Maybe you can get them lower as it gets later. Not a bad value, but you can find better.

Taxi Girls in Nha Trang

“Taxi Girl” is Vietnamese slang for hooker. But when I think of “taxi girl” I think of the girls that get pimped out by the motorbike taxi drivers. All day, every day in the tourist area motorbike drivers will circle around and offer guys hookers. “Hey, want a lady? Yum Yum? Boom Boom? Have many girls!”

Really these guys are annoying as fuck… But once you live there for a while they leave you alone. They also make a weird sucking sound with their mouth and pretend they are sucking a dick… Utterly disgusting. If they are trying to get me excited they are failing miserably.

These Motorbike Pimps will offer you a chick for 500,000VND. I think this is a good value. They can deliver them to your room or bring you to a brothel. There are several houses in Nha Trang where there are working girls. You can go in there, handle your business and be on your way. These places give me the creeps, but it’s a solid option if you don’t have a guest friendly hotel.

Street Walkers in Nha Trang

Another option are the street walkers. Street walkers are freelance prostitutes but they are the lowest of the low. Usually old ladies and ladyboys. I would skip this option. I did get a $10 blowjob on the beach from an old lady but still… That was more of a fun adventure then a pleasurable experience.

Another time I met a chick in the park by Sailing Club. She wasn’t bad looking… But older and all tatted up. A bit trashy for my taste. I took her somewhere private for some naughty fun and I caught her reaching into my pockets while she was blowing me. These girls are professional hustlers with no heart. Usually drug addicts too. Just skip this bullshit all together. Who knows who else they have lurking in the shadows who will come out while you have your pants down. It’s a dangerous scenario.

I get approached by ladyboys several times a week. Usually while leaving one of the popular bars late at night they will approach you on their motorbike and offer you sex. I can easily tell they are ladyboys but if you are new to Asia be careful! Read How To Spot a Ladyboy.  They only come out late at night when the tourists are all cocked up and I’m sure they have fooled a few guys.

Blow Job Hot Tocs in Nha Trang, Vietnam

Ahh yes, we get to one of my favorite options. In Vietnam, a barbershop is called a “Hot Toc.” You will see Hot Tocs all over he place when you are driving around. Some are legit barbershops and others are fronts for brothels.

The naughty Hot Tocs are usually run down and dirty. It appears as if nobody has used the haircut equipment in ages… But they have a massage table with curtains in the corner. Some of these places are very rough… Small and filthy. Not the type of establishment you want to spend the afternoon in.

How To Tell if it’s a Blow Job Hot Toc?

With so many Hot Tocs around, how can you tell which ones offer extras? Well, here’s what I do. First thing, look at the sign. Does it say massage? If the sign says massage I will peak inside. I usually just drive by slow to see who’s inside. If it’s a group of Vietnamese guys hanging around drinking coffee I will keep on driving. However, sometimes you will see one or two girls just sitting around looking bored…

Chances are, they are waiting to suck a cock! 😀 It’s your duty to help them out. I will walk in and ask for a massage. Usually the girls will be showing off some cleavage and they will be very happy to see you. They will bring you behind a curtain and you will lay on the massage table. The massage is always horrible so I just skip it.

I lay down and unbuckle my pants. The girl is usually helping me at this point. Some will negotiate with you while others just get to work. Quick wipe down with a baby wipe and they start sucking. “Boom Boom” is usually on the menu as well but most of the ladies you see will be older and not very attractive. Sometimes you will get lucky and there will be a sweet young thing sitting there alone waiting.

How Much is a Blow Job at a Hot Toc?

I’ve paid as low as 120,000VND and as high as 300,000VND for a blowjob in a Hot Toc. The average price is 200,000VND and if prices are not discussed then I just pay them that amount as I leave.

Full sex is usually 500,000VND. Everything is negotiable but I’m happy with those rates and nothing kills my boner faster then price haggling with some filthy whore. I usually just nut in her mouth for $10 and speed off on my shitty motorbike. A good release when you’re feeling backed up.

Blow Job Adventures in Vietnam

I must warn you guys… I’ve received some great service as well as some of the worst in my life. Just yesterday I tried a new Hot Toc. I walked in to find a single girl sleeping on the massage table. I woke her up and she just ignored me and went back to sleep. Any smart guy would have just moved on… But I’m not in that camp so I shook her to wake her up. 🙂

She rubbed the crust out of her eyes and gave me a dirty look. She pulled the curtain around the massage table as I took off my pants. As she started blowing me another girl walks in smoking a cigarette. They procede to have a long conversation in Vietnamese while this girl is jerking me off. She’s giving me a rough handjob with no lube and I actually said OUCH several times. Beside the fact she was pumping my cock, she paid me no attention. Just kept yacking away with her friend while tugging on my meat.

I kept saying “come on babe, suck this dick!” She just gives me a mean look and says “we boom boom it’s better.” I guess sucking dick isn’t her specialty… After several minutes of this horrible dry handjob I say “OK I will boom boom your friend!”

The girl who was standing there was actually better looking so I told the handjob girl to fuck off. She was annoying me with her lazy performance anyways.

My massage girl stands up, grabs my clothes and walks away with them. “Woah! Where are you going?” I grabbed my pants back from her. She says, “don’t worry I keep outside it’s better!”

Fuck you! I know this trick… Trust me, Vietnamese people are looking to rob you every way they can. Hold on to your wallet around here.

OK so now I’m in the room with my new girl and I still have my clothes. The girls still continue their loud conversation in Vietnamese through the curtain. Extremely annoying and distracting… I keep telling her to “SHHHHH” as I rip her clothes off. At this point I just want to drop my load on her face and flee the scene…

She pulls out a condom and puts it on my dick for me. And then… She opens another one and tries to put a second condom on my dick! TWO CONDOMS! I slapped it out of her hand and said “NO you can’t use two condoms you retard!” Do they have sex education class in Vietnam? Good lord…

She gets mad and starts to open another condom. She yells at me – “You use two it’s better!”

Bitch are you crazy? I pull the condom off my dick and get dressed. The other girl comes back into the room and they keep yapping at each other in their native tongue. “OK OK you stay. We use one condom!”

“NO THANK YOU!” At that point I was so annoyed with these bitches I totally lost my boner. I handed them each 100,000VND and walked out. As I got onto my bike several new girls ran up to me. “You OK? Want boom boom? OK we can!”

Where the fuck did these girls come from? They all must be sleeping upside down in the attic like bats. Who knows, but I was not going back into that dirty shit hole. I sped off into the dusty traffic. About a mile down the road I pulled into another Hot Toc and parked my bike…

Stepped inside and was greeted by two beautiful smiling girls in their mid twenties. I walked straight to the massage table, laid down and pulled my dick out. One girl joined me and closed the curtain. I quickly opened the curtain and waved for the other girl to come join us. They smiled and laughed as I pulled their tops up and their shorts down. I had fun playing with their tight little asses and hairy pussies while they took turns blowing me.

Finally I got to dump that bucket of nut I’d been carrying around all morning. I handed them each 200,000VND ($10USD) and told them I’d be back. They gave me a long hug and wouldn’t let me go. Nice girls. Maybe I will go there now actually…. 🙂

Anyways, just sharing this long story to illustrate the range of service you can expect. You will find professionals who will blow your socks off and you will come across lazy girls who just want to steal your wallet. To me, half of the fun is the adventure involved. Just know that it’s not all smooth sailing here like it is in Thailand.

Most sex workers in Thailand are professionals. In Vietnam, it’s usually some chick trying to earn a few extra bucks but they are not committed to their craft like the girls working at Kasalong in Bangkok.

Dating Good Girls in Vietnam

Mongering sucks in Vietnam. If you’re looking for a great mongering experience just head straight to Thailand. However, you can get it done here if you look around a bit.

I love living in Vietnam because my main focus is dating good girls. For that, Vietnam is Single Man’s Paradise! I’ve met so many cute girls on Vietnam Cupid and Asian Dating. My current girl here is extremely beautiful and so sweet. I bang her raw with no worries and she treats me like a king! It’s going to be hard to leave this one…

Be sure to read my guide on How To Pick Up Girls in Vietnam. Also, read my important Trick to Picking Up Foreign Girls. I use that trick all the time and I’m killing it with the ladies out here. Vietnamese girls are my favorite girls in Asia.

If you have time, definitely try dating a good girl in Vietnam. I’ve seen older guys with beautiful young girlfriends here… I’m talking about gorgeous girls that I would be happy to date. If you only have a week here then forget it… Just enjoy the sites and the food. Do some mongering to keep you satisfied.

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